Word to your mother!
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I always went with the pregnant wife. Nine months of a designated driver...
This was funny as all hell.
First Jive Dude: Shiiiiit, maaaaan. That honky muf' be messin' mah old lady... got to be runnin' cold upside down his head, you know?
Second Jive Dude: Hey home', I can dig it. Know ain't gonna lay no mo' big rap up on you, man!
First Jive Dude: I say hey, sky... subba say I wan' see...
Second Jive Dude: Uh-huh.
First Jive Dude: ...pray to J I did the same ol' same ol'!
Second Jive Dude: Hey... knock a self a pro, Slick! That gray matter backlot perform us DOWN, I take TCB-in', man!
First Jive Dude: Hey, you know what they say: see a broad to get dat booty yak 'em...
First Jive Dude, Second Jive Dude: ...leg 'er down a smack 'em yak 'em!
First Jive Dude: COL' got to be! Y'know? Shiiiiit.
I would definitely serve BMC in my brewpub. It’s not about being uppity, it’s about the bottom line and I would want to appeal to as many people as I could. This is an easy way to do that.This, children, is called Selling Out. Keep your eyes on the prize, kids $$$
I don't care how strong I am, I don't care how big I am, or how intimidating I look. I care about my training, training efficiently, training a martial art that IS efficient, and relying on forward energy and not strength. How big and strong you are doesn't matter when someone smaller and weaker can move faster and more efficiently.
This is an important point. That is why when Guru asked if we should do knife attack or knife defense training last night I opted immediately for knife defense. Knife attack is useful too, but not as much; if I don't have a knife, I have to get one first, which I can achieve by taking yours away, yes?
I feel like I got stabbed. Guru is rather brutal with the ab strength training. He even taught us how to block, trap, and disarm a knife using our abs (this involves a significant amount of blood and should be taken as a last resort).
Guys rolling around on the floor is SO cool..........
Meh, whatever. I was a decent wrestler in highschool and I am proud of that. And I really don't care if anyone has respect for that or not. I can tell you this, a lot of people make jokes about wrestlers "rolling around on the floor with other guys", but I can assure you one thing - no one is thinking about sex when they are in the middle of a wrestling match. Mostly you are just thinking "damn this hurts!' Now, if you are thinking about sex while watching two wrestlers that's your bag, dude.