Skeered of linux huh? Common problems people experience with pc's are virtually nonexistent with a linux system. Though everyone I know who switched to a Mac of some sort loves them and swears they'll never buy another.
So weaze. Did you find a solution to your woes?
If he had painted himself blue we could say 'weazes woes were woad' or 'weazes woad was woefull' WOW!