You know you're obsessed with homebrewing when...
You don't bother asking the server about the beer, you just ask for the beer list.
Me, "What kinds of beer do you have of tap?"
Server, "We have them all!"
Me, "You have them all?"
Server, "Yep! We've got Michelob, Michelob Light, Bud, Bud Light, and Natural light!"
Me, "Damn! How lucky am I!"