I once had too Many Beers.

[denny]

You could use the "Add Poll" feature.

[weithman5]

i vote for tom schmidlin

[morticaixavier]

i vote for tom schmidlin

+1

[Slowbrew]

I vote for Pedro.   

Paul

[theoman]

I'm late to the party, but I'll add one anyway:

I once had too many beers
With that guy from bbc named Ray Mears
He cooked us some grubs for our supper
And following the grandest chuck-upper
We went out to kill us some deers.

[mtnrockhopper]

This one time I had to many beers
and I tried to compose for my peers
They said "Poems are nice"
But mine too consise

[jivex5k]

I once had way too much beer,
while I was out hunting some deer,
I said "boy this is fun!"
as I reached for my gun,
but now I only have one ear.

[tomsawyer]

I once had way too much beer,
while I was out hunting some deer,
I said "boy this is fun!"
as I reached for my gun,
but now I only have one ear.

Suggested title for this, Redneck Van Gogh.

[redbeerman]

I once had way too much beer,
while I was out hunting some deer,
I said "boy this is fun!"
as I reached for my gun,
but now I only have one ear.

Suggested title for this, Redneck Van Gogh.

Yes!

[tubercle]

Tuberclce once had too amny berreers
Suppoeosed to type somthing here
it supposed to rymke
somrthing, sometinking etc..

[tomsawyer]

The great lie in all these ditties comes from the use of the word "once".