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Other than Brewing => The Pub => Topic started by: pinnah on May 13, 2012, 12:27:16 PM
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One mans trash
is another mans treasure.
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One man's ceiling
is another man's floor
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One man's bitter beer face
Is another man's IPA
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One man is no more than another if he does no more than another
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Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and the world cries with you. Fart, and you're on your own.
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I'm more like I am now than I was before.
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"Well, Art is Art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water! And East is East and West is West and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now, uh... Now you tell me what you know."
--Groucho Marx, "Animal Crackers"
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Never argue with a fool... he may be doing the same thing
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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friends' nose
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Was Frankenstein just Einstein being frank?
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Would I be a litterbug
if I tossed a banana peel in the woods
and no one would ever see it?
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I wish I knew now what I knew then.
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The only thing that never changes is the fact that everything's gonna change!
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He has a profound respect for old age, especially when it is bottled.
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If can, can!
If no can, no can...
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Wherever you go, there you are.
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""Baseball is ninety percent mental. The other half is physical." - The King of Quotes, Yogi Berra
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Traffic fatalities account for most of the automobile deaths in the US.
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Traffic fatalities account for most of the automobile deaths in the US.
A big deal statistic:
90% of all automobile accidents happen within ten miles of home!
What they forget to mention:
90% of all driving happens within ten miles of home.
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No man is an island, but Dolly Parton floating on her back is two.
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Where all men think alike, no one thinks very much.
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Now, repeat these words behind me, I am what I am. Now, that's all you are! You are what you believe you are....
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"I sweet potato what I sweet potato and that's all that I sweet potato" - popeye
(or something like that)
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You guys stink at trash talk.
How come old trash is cool
and new trash is just trashy.
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how come my trash is stuff but your stuff is trash?
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To find a friend keep both eyes open; to keep him you must keep one eye shut.
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I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.
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Yo mama so fat, she walked in front of the TV and I missed two commercials.