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Title: The Trash Thread
Post by: pinnah on May 13, 2012, 12:27:16 PM
One mans trash
is another mans treasure.
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Post by: tschmidlin on May 13, 2012, 06:20:35 PM
One man's ceiling
is another man's floor
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Post by: jeffy on May 13, 2012, 07:18:32 PM
One man's bitter beer face
Is another man's IPA
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Post by: bo on May 13, 2012, 07:49:54 PM
One man is no more than another if he does no more than another
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Post by: weazletoe on May 13, 2012, 08:30:01 PM
Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and the world cries with you. Fart, and you're on your own.
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Post by: punatic on May 13, 2012, 09:57:59 PM
I'm more like I am now than I was before.
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Post by: denny on May 13, 2012, 10:11:19 PM
"Well, Art is Art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water! And East is East and West is West and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does.  Now, uh... Now you tell me what you know."

--Groucho Marx, "Animal Crackers"
Title: Re: The Trash Thread
Post by: erockrph on May 14, 2012, 12:27:47 AM
Never argue with a fool... he may be doing the same thing
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Post by: Hokerer on May 14, 2012, 12:33:07 AM
You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friends' nose
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Post by: punatic on May 14, 2012, 12:47:15 AM
Was Frankenstein just Einstein being frank?
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Post by: pinnah on May 14, 2012, 01:29:16 AM
Would I be a litterbug
if I tossed a banana peel in the woods
and no one would ever see it?
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Post by: weithman5 on May 14, 2012, 02:00:06 AM
I wish I knew now what I knew then.
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Post by: cheba420 on May 14, 2012, 02:14:52 AM
The only thing that never changes is the fact that everything's gonna change!
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Post by: bo on May 14, 2012, 02:39:31 AM
He has a profound respect for old age, especially when it is bottled.
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Post by: punatic on May 14, 2012, 02:50:25 AM
If can, can!
If no can, no can...
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Post by: jamminbrew on May 14, 2012, 02:52:45 AM
Wherever you go, there you are.
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Post by: thebigbaker on May 14, 2012, 02:53:38 AM
""Baseball is ninety percent mental. The other half is physical." - The King of Quotes, Yogi Berra
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Post by: bo on May 14, 2012, 03:13:07 AM
Traffic fatalities account for most of the automobile deaths in the US. 
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Post by: punatic on May 14, 2012, 03:33:24 AM
Traffic fatalities account for most of the automobile deaths in the US.

A big deal statistic:
90% of all automobile accidents happen within ten miles of home!

What they forget to mention:
90% of all driving happens within ten miles of home.
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Post by: bo on May 14, 2012, 03:36:52 AM
No man is an island, but Dolly Parton floating on her back is two.
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Post by: bo on May 14, 2012, 03:48:33 AM
Where all men think alike, no one thinks very much.
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Post by: bluesman on May 14, 2012, 01:45:52 PM
Now, repeat these words behind me, I am what I am. Now, that's all you are! You are what you believe you are....

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Post by: morticaixavier on May 14, 2012, 02:37:28 PM
"I sweet potato what I sweet potato and that's all that I sweet potato" - popeye

(or something like that)
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Post by: punatic on May 14, 2012, 02:40:21 PM
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-0t64lgCMKxo/Tys1ARac8zI/AAAAAAAAAq4/lDWAtstNli8/s1600/popeye-yam-spin.gif)
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Post by: pinnah on May 17, 2012, 02:23:17 AM
You guys stink at trash talk.

How come old trash is cool
and new trash is just trashy.
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Post by: morticaixavier on May 17, 2012, 06:20:18 AM
how come my trash is stuff but your stuff is trash?
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Post by: euge on May 17, 2012, 08:52:43 PM
To find a friend keep both eyes open; to keep him you must keep one eye shut.
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Post by: yugamrap on May 17, 2012, 09:12:02 PM
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.
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Post by: weazletoe on May 17, 2012, 09:27:44 PM
Yo mama so fat, she walked in front of the TV and I missed two commercials.