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Title: Here's a typical craft beer bar menu
Post by: jeffy on October 02, 2013, 11:24:44 AM
http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6921709/the-complete-guide-to-the-craft-beer-at-your-local-bar
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Post by: redbeerman on October 02, 2013, 11:37:26 AM
I needed a laugh, that made me laugh.  Thanks Jeff!
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Post by: theDarkSide on October 02, 2013, 12:25:57 PM
My favorite...but when do you release it?

Granite Face Pumptoberfest Winter Spice Blackberry Sprummer Wheat Seasonal Ale
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Post by: Jimmy K on October 02, 2013, 01:24:35 PM
This made me laugh all the way through.
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Post by: erockrph on October 02, 2013, 01:43:46 PM
That's funny, I was just about to post this here myself. Pretty damn funny all the way through (and true)

"We tried to make something so hoppy it was hoppier than even a pile of hops."

I may vaguely resemble the above remark...
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Post by: thebigbaker on October 02, 2013, 01:57:56 PM
That's really funny!  I particularly liked "Now you know what "brown" tastes like." 
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Post by: reverseapachemaster on October 02, 2013, 02:03:03 PM
LOL to the DFH dig.
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Post by: tcanova on October 02, 2013, 02:53:59 PM
Ha!  Funny stuff!
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Post by: cornershot on October 02, 2013, 04:11:22 PM
Pure poetry!
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Post by: bluesman on October 02, 2013, 04:34:44 PM
Hiarious...Thanks for posting.
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Post by: dls5492 on October 02, 2013, 04:54:44 PM
Hilarious.  :)
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Post by: HoosierBrew on October 02, 2013, 05:47:13 PM
Great stuff  ;D
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Post by: speed on October 02, 2013, 08:38:55 PM
That's really funny!  I particularly liked "Now you know what "brown" tastes like."
Now I know, because my wife would always say my brown ale tasted brown. I'm glad brown has a taste :D
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Post by: klickitat jim on October 02, 2013, 10:37:30 PM
I was familiar with brown. Then I watched Drew's presentation brewing on the ones. Shot beverage out my nose when he was making his point against having a bunch of different malts in your recipe. Just tastes... brown. Brilliant!
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Post by: majorvices on October 03, 2013, 02:29:23 AM
I don't get it.
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Post by: klickitat jim on October 03, 2013, 02:51:14 AM
Drew did a presentation on using one main malt, one flavor, one bittering hop, etc. Brewing on the ones. He said that too many ingredients and you end up with Brown
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Post by: dbeechum on October 04, 2013, 04:19:47 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0sSKHzmhrzY

And one of the truest things I've ever said... brown has a flavor
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Post by: bluesman on October 04, 2013, 04:43:27 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0sSKHzmhrzY

And one of the truest things I've ever said... brown has a flavor

Looking good man!



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Post by: The Professor on October 04, 2013, 05:00:31 PM
LOL!   Utterly brilliant. And it rings true.
Unfortunately it's really starting to look like this in a lot of places. 
The craft industry has in some ways begun to resemble a parody of itself.
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Post by: klickitat jim on October 04, 2013, 05:32:34 PM
This was an awesome presentation that helped me get out of the "little bit of this, little bit of that" mind set. Now it's hard for me to use more than two grains and I never use four.