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Title: Beer insults
Post by: Steve Ruch on January 09, 2019, 10:45:17 PM
While watching Red Dwarf: "The urine recycle is so overworked it's beginning to taste like Dutch lager." Kryton.
Title: Re: Beer insults
Post by: Robert on January 09, 2019, 11:00:05 PM
While watching Red Dwarf: "The urine recycle is so overworked it's beginning to taste like Dutch lager." Kryton.
Ha!  Haven't seen that show in ages.  When I lived across the pond in the 80s, the joke was "How do you turn beer into lager?  Drink 3 pints and wait half an hour."  Usually recited, with no sense of irony, by guys who would happily take a day ferry across the channel just to bring back a carload of duty free... lager.

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Title: Re: Beer insults
Post by: BrewBama on January 09, 2019, 11:35:51 PM
Why is drinking American beer like having sex in a canoe?  It’s f****** closing to water.


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Title: Re: Beer insults
Post by: TANSTAAFB on January 10, 2019, 02:56:48 AM
I LOVED that show! How do you keep a Baptist from drinking all your beer?

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Title: Re: Beer insults
Post by: Visor on January 10, 2019, 05:46:00 PM
I LOVED that show! How do you keep a Baptist from drinking all your beer?

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Title: Re: Beer insults
Post by: joe_meadmaker on January 11, 2019, 08:52:33 PM
I was at a Brewfest a while back and saw a guy wearing a shirt that said "What's wrong pilsner boy, afraid of the dark!?".  There wasn't a nice big picture of a stout to go along with it, but it was still hilarious.
Title: Re: Beer insults
Post by: denny on January 11, 2019, 09:24:04 PM
I was at a Brewfest a while back and saw a guy wearing a shirt that said "What's wrong pilsner boy, afraid of the dark!?".  There wasn't a nice big picture of a stout to go along with it, but it was still hilarious.

And whagt's wrong with pilsner?
Title: Re: Beer insults
Post by: ethinson on January 11, 2019, 10:38:29 PM
Not an insult, but the recycler joke made me think of one I usually quip standing at the urinal..

"We don't own beer.. we just borrow it for a while"
Title: Re: Beer insults
Post by: Steve Ruch on January 12, 2019, 12:04:50 AM
I was at a Brewfest a while back and saw a guy wearing a shirt that said "What's wrong pilsner boy, afraid of the dark!?".  There wasn't a nice big picture of a stout to go along with it, but it was still hilarious.

And whagt's wrong with pilsner?
Nothing, with a well made one.
Title: Re: Beer insults
Post by: Richard on January 12, 2019, 12:37:45 AM
Not an insult, but the recycler joke made me think of one I usually quip standing at the urinal..

"We don't own beer.. we just borrow it for a while"

I used to say that I liked lemon-lime Gatorade because it was the same color going in and coming out.
Title: Re: Beer insults
Post by: scrap iron on January 12, 2019, 01:52:23 PM
More of a limerick but thought it was funny.
There once was a bar maid from Yale Upon her chest tattooed were the prices of ale And for the sake of the blind Upon her behind was the same thing in brail

source: http://www.jokes4us.com/dirtyjokes/beerjokes.html
Title: Re: Beer insults
Post by: majorvices on January 12, 2019, 08:53:21 PM
We are between two breweries and we have two kegs as urinals in men's bathroom. Once I took our neighbors keg caps and put them on the tops of both the urinals with arrows facing left and right towards each brewery. I thought it was a riot. Someone removed them.
Title: Re: Beer insults
Post by: Robert on January 12, 2019, 09:58:24 PM
We are between two breweries and we have two kegs as urinals in men's bathroom. Once I took our neighbors keg caps and put them on the tops of both the urinals with arrows facing left and right towards each brewery. I thought it was a riot. Someone removed them.
Which strongly suggests that the crews from the other breweries come to drink at Yellowhammer.  Keep up the good  work.   ;)

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Title: Re: Beer insults
Post by: majorvices on January 12, 2019, 10:12:14 PM
We are between two breweries and we have two kegs as urinals in men's bathroom. Once I took our neighbors keg caps and put them on the tops of both the urinals with arrows facing left and right towards each brewery. I thought it was a riot. Someone removed them.
Which strongly suggests that the crews from the other breweries come to drink at Yellowhammer.  Keep up the good  work.   ;)

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Haha! Thanks!
Title: Re: Beer insults
Post by: BrewBama on January 12, 2019, 11:16:25 PM
We are between two breweries and we have two kegs as urinals in men's bathroom. Once I took our neighbors keg caps and put them on the tops of both the urinals with arrows facing left and right towards each brewery. I thought it was a riot. Someone removed them.
Which strongly suggests that the crews from the other breweries come to drink at Yellowhammer.  Keep up the good  work.   ;)

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I’ve seen them there.


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Title: Re: Beer insults
Post by: tumarkin on January 13, 2019, 01:07:07 AM
"We don't own beer.. we just borrow it for a while"

similar......Beer is God's joke on us...he made it such a short-term rental.

Bud s***e & Miller s***e vs Microbrewed Crap & Yuppie Beers

whereas I just sit there silently and judge your poor taste in beers