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Title: Latest Woods family photo.
Post by: maxieboy on December 02, 2009, 09:02:43 PM
(http://i251.photobucket.com/albums/gg301/stevew2_99/tiger-elin.jpg)
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Post by: theDarkSide on December 02, 2009, 09:10:13 PM
 :o   :D   :o
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Post by: bluesman on December 02, 2009, 10:17:33 PM
LMAO  :D
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Post by: hamiltont on December 02, 2009, 10:21:30 PM
HAHAHAHAHA!!!  That dude needs a homebrew!!! :o
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Post by: denny on December 02, 2009, 10:22:40 PM
I gotta say that I really don't find that funny....
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Post by: deepsouth on December 02, 2009, 10:24:22 PM
I gotta say that I really don't find that funny....


after seeing that picture everywhere today, i agree with you man.

mostly sad.
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Post by: a10t2 on December 02, 2009, 11:09:35 PM
I'm just offended by the terrible photoshopping.
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Post by: scottyb on December 02, 2009, 11:51:39 PM
I think it is the funnest thing I have seen this week. ;D
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Post by: bonjour on December 03, 2009, 04:34:25 AM
I gotta say that I really don't find that funny....
Me neither
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Post by: boulderbrewer on December 03, 2009, 04:42:51 AM
Pretty sad in my book.
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Post by: ndcube on December 03, 2009, 01:56:43 PM
I must not get enough news.  I had to look that one up.  I just wasted three minutes of my life.  :'(
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Post by: beerocd on December 03, 2009, 03:47:22 PM
I gotta say that I really don't find that funny....

That's probably cuz you're famous too so you sympathize with the guy.  :D
There's a price for fame.

-OCD
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Post by: denny on December 03, 2009, 04:43:06 PM
If I'm famous, the bar has been set way low....

I simply don't find making fun of someone's misfortune funny....
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Post by: bluesman on December 03, 2009, 04:46:23 PM
I guess one of the main reasons I'm laughing is that I'm just plain jealous of the guy. Beautiful wife...all the money he'll ever need...a world class golfer.... He has the world by the @^#$% and then he get's caught committing adultry. He's worth 500M...she'll reportedly will get 300M. I beleive the "dumb guy" principle is in effect here.
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Post by: Kaiser on December 03, 2009, 05:26:04 PM
I must not be getting enough news either. If it doent show up on NPR I don't hear about it. But eventually it would show up in my wife's tabloid magazines that she tends to keep in the bathroom.

Kai
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Post by: hamiltont on December 03, 2009, 06:21:22 PM
I think it's funny.  There I said it again :o  I don't see it any different than the millions of other celebrity cartoons out there.  It's just for fun man!!!  Lighten up everyone...  ;)
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Post by: maxieboy on December 03, 2009, 06:23:17 PM
Lighten up naysayers! Considering my current situation, I'm just looking for a chuckle and maybe do the same for someone else! Don't be a:

(http://www.camaro5.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=73822&d=1258470173)
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Post by: denny on December 03, 2009, 07:12:05 PM
Nothing to "lighten up" about....some people find it funny, some don't....different tastes.
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Post by: majorvices on December 03, 2009, 07:25:13 PM
I must not be getting enough news either. If it doent show up on NPR I don't hear about it. But eventually it would show up in my wife's tabloid magazines that she tends to keep in the bathroom.

Kai


It's been on Morning Edition and All Things Considered since it has happened. And Google News - my three news sources - I don't watch TV and I knew all about it.
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Post by: bluesman on December 03, 2009, 07:33:18 PM
Nothing to "lighten up" about....some people find it funny, some don't....different tastes.

Denny ... I can respect that. just like vanilla, chocolate and strawberry... that's what makes this country so great. Freedom of choice.  8)
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Post by: bonjour on December 03, 2009, 07:35:42 PM
Nothing to "lighten up" about....some people find it funny, some don't....different tastes.

Denny ... I can respect that. just like vanilla, chocolate and strawberry... that's what makes this country so great. Freedom of choice.  8)
You got it wrong,  it's

Malty, Hoppy, and Hoppier

Fred
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Post by: hamiltont on December 03, 2009, 07:38:03 PM
Nothing to "lighten up" about....some people find it funny, some don't....different tastes.

Denny ... I can respect that. just like vanilla, chocolate and strawberry... that's what makes this country so great. Freedom of choice.  8)

And the ol' adage:  "To each their own!"  And that's really what makes the world go 'round!!!  :)

One more thing Fred...  Malty, Hoppy, Hoppier and the infinite quest for the Hoppiest  ;)
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Post by: bluesman on December 03, 2009, 07:39:40 PM
Nothing to "lighten up" about....some people find it funny, some don't....different tastes.

Denny ... I can respect that. just like vanilla, chocolate and strawberry... that's what makes this country so great. Freedom of choice.  8)
You got it wrong,  it's

Malty, Hoppy, and Hoppier

Fred

Fred...you just made a funny.  ;D
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Post by: beerocd on December 03, 2009, 07:58:04 PM
If I'm famous, the bar has been set way low....

I simply don't find making fun of someone's misfortune funny....

Self inflicted; so no sympathy. It's not funny ha ha; more like Jerry Springer Stupid.
Phelps and the BONG, Vick and the DOGS, Clinton and the CIGAR, now Tiger and (???TBD???).
And it's on EVERY news program - over and over and over.....
I should just switch over to cartoon network.  :-\

-OCD

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Post by: theDarkSide on December 03, 2009, 08:12:19 PM
Nothing to "lighten up" about....some people find it funny, some don't....different tastes.

Well you know the old saying, "Opinions are like Budweisers...everyone's had at least one in the lifetime" :)
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Post by: maxieboy on December 03, 2009, 08:14:28 PM


Self inflicted; so no sympathy.



Bingo...

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Post by: majorvices on December 03, 2009, 08:22:09 PM
IMO what is really funny and sad is that we pay someone a literal billion dollars to play golf.  :-\
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Post by: a10t2 on December 03, 2009, 08:24:58 PM
We could put a man on Mars for what it takes to run one NFL team.
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Post by: ndcube on December 03, 2009, 08:52:34 PM
We could put a man on Mars for what it takes to run one NFL team.

Let's see... Mars.  Football.  Mars.  Football.  I could go for watching someone walk around Mars for a switch.
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Post by: majorvices on December 03, 2009, 09:20:58 PM
Well, I'm guilty. I love the NFL. Only TV I watch though, besides movies on Netflix. I'd be really bummed out if they cancelled football for a year. REALLY bummed out.  :(
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Post by: bluesman on December 03, 2009, 09:24:34 PM
So true. It's football and beer on a Sunday afternoon. Now that's what I'm talking about.  8)
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Post by: a10t2 on December 03, 2009, 09:24:40 PM
Not the league. One team. I like football too, but would anyone miss the Browns?
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Post by: bluesman on December 03, 2009, 09:30:11 PM
Not the league. One team. I like football too, but would anyone miss the Browns?

Yes there is one that would. Don't worry he'll chime in soon.
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Post by: nicneufeld on December 03, 2009, 10:09:01 PM
I would offer up the Chiefs...perhaps they could bring in volunteer kids from the local little leagues wearing the uniforms to maintain the schedule, but no doubt they'd blow the subterfuge by outplaying those they replaced and actually winning games!  :D
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Post by: majorvices on December 03, 2009, 10:18:03 PM
lol! Ok, Chiefs, Browns and Lions are gone. Let's get our boys to Mars in STYLE!
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Post by: weazletoe on December 03, 2009, 11:32:17 PM
  But you could still watch hockey... :D
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Post by: weazletoe on December 03, 2009, 11:33:12 PM
Not the league. One team. I like football too, but would anyone miss the Browns?


Yes. Yes I would.  :-[
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Post by: a10t2 on December 04, 2009, 12:36:01 AM
Yes. Yes I would.  :-[

LOL I was just hoping to get a rise out of you.

Take heart man, I'm a Rams fan.  :'(
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Post by: weazletoe on December 04, 2009, 01:32:05 AM
I went to a Penguins hockey game last weekend. The final score was 8-3 (Pens) I don't think the Browns have scored 8 points in one game this season.  :'(
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Post by: rep on December 04, 2009, 04:40:08 AM
If I'm famous, the bar has been set way low....

I simply don't find making fun of someone's misfortune funny....

Agreed.
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Post by: rabid_dingo on December 04, 2009, 07:34:13 AM
If I'm famous, the bar has been set way low....

I simply don't find making fun of someone's misfortune funny....

Agreed.  (C'mon Rep, you were  public figure in the upper Midwest.) see below....

Misfortune is tripping on a log and bruising an arm or breaking a nose. If you have the choice
and opportunity and get caught doing something you should not be doing, or something
someone would frown upon, you open yourself up to ridicule.  I believe that ALL public
figures live in a glass bowl. If you do not want anyone to know that you are doing
something you do not want them to know,DON'T DO IT. I do not condone any adultery
but I definitely condone the other spouse beating the heck out of your car or being for
violating your vows or rules.

Believing that Tiger is a figure that has the misfortune of marrying a woman that would
be angry for being betrayed is flat out naive.

I am a golfer (a bad one at that.) I have always looked up to Tiger and believed that he was a man of honor. I thought
that his biggest transgressions were not replacing his divots or not seeding his divots.  If he chooses
to cheat on his wife and assume that no one will find humor in satirical pictures of his ways, he is
badly mistaken.




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Post by: scottyb on December 04, 2009, 11:49:11 AM
OMG

http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/tue-december-1-2009/tiger-woods-newzak
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Post by: majorvices on December 04, 2009, 12:48:33 PM
  But you could still watch hockey... :D

I'd vote to sell the entire NHL to buy the Mars guys a couple of Pops for the trip.
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Post by: rep on December 04, 2009, 12:55:02 PM
If I'm famous, the bar has been set way low....

I simply don't find making fun of someone's misfortune funny....

Agreed.  (C'mon Rep, you were  public figure in the upper Midwest.) see below....

Misfortune is tripping on a log and bruising an arm or breaking a nose. If you have the choice
and opportunity and get caught doing something you should not be doing, or something
someone would frown upon, you open yourself up to ridicule.  I believe that ALL public
figures live in a glass bowl. If you do not want anyone to know that you are doing
something you do not want them to know,DON'T DO IT. I do not condone any adultery
but I definitely condone the other spouse beating the heck out of your car or being for
violating your vows or rules.

Believing that Tiger is a figure that has the misfortune of marrying a woman that would
be angry for being betrayed is flat out naive.

I am a golfer (a bad one at that.) I have always looked up to Tiger and believed that he was a man of honor. I thought
that his biggest transgressions were not replacing his divots or not seeding his divots.  If he chooses
to cheat on his wife and assume that no one will find humor in satirical pictures of his ways, he is
badly mistaken.






Yes, you are correct.  I knew as soon as I hit the enter key that the issue of, "choice" could come back to haunt me.  Tiger did make a choice here and got caught.

I still do not care for the picture.  I simply don't like the violence it suggests. 
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Post by: bluesman on December 04, 2009, 01:08:46 PM
  But you could still watch hockey... :D

I'd vote to sell the entire NHL to buy the Mars guys a couple of Pops for the trip.

OK...but he has to celebrate with one of Denny's VBIP as soon as he lands...and then follow that up with one of my 2007 Barleywine. Only then it is a deal.  ::)
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Post by: ndcube on December 04, 2009, 01:51:02 PM
Not the league. One team. I like football too, but would anyone miss the Browns?

The guy I sit next to at work would.  He's usually pretty grumpy on a Monday.  Once a year on a Tuesday.
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Post by: akr71 on December 04, 2009, 02:54:29 PM
lol! Ok, Chiefs, Browns and Lions are gone. Let's get our boys to Mars in STYLE!

How about football ON Mars!  That would be cool. Makes more sense than games in London or Toronto!   How many yards could Brees throw for then?
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Post by: ndcube on December 04, 2009, 03:27:10 PM
lol! Ok, Chiefs, Browns and Lions are gone. Let's get our boys to Mars in STYLE!

How about football ON Mars!  That would be cool. Makes more sense than games in London or Toronto!   How many yards could Brees throw for then?

Imagine how much tickets would cost.  Plus there's the fact that it would take the better part of a year to get there.
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Post by: theDarkSide on December 04, 2009, 03:36:35 PM
  Plus there's the fact that it would take the better part of a year to get there.

Kinda like it is now driving to a Pats game...
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Post by: a10t2 on December 04, 2009, 04:31:41 PM
Imagine how much tickets would cost.  Plus there's the fact that it would take the better part of a year to get there.

Yeah, but just think of the EIGHT MONTH TAILGATE.
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Post by: Steverino on December 04, 2009, 06:47:41 PM
I gotta say that I really don't find that funny....

+1

I agree. Not funny.
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Post by: ndcube on December 04, 2009, 06:52:02 PM
Oh yeah. I forgot this thread wasn't about mars and football.
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Post by: beerocd on December 04, 2009, 07:36:24 PM
Oh yeah. I forgot this thread wasn't about mars and football.

Besides, I can't even afford to go to a game here on Earth.  :(

-OCD
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Post by: nicneufeld on December 04, 2009, 07:45:18 PM
I simply don't find making fun of someone's misfortune funny....

OK, OK, I'm sorry, the Chiefs have actually won a few games recently, in all fairness.   ;)
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Post by: maxieboy on December 04, 2009, 08:34:32 PM
Well said rabid_dingo. For the posters trying to run the thread into the ditch, start a Mars/hockey/football thread. :-*
I need a beer...
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Post by: majorvices on December 04, 2009, 09:31:39 PM
Hey, threads in the "off topic"section should never stay on topic. That is the unwritten rule of interweb forums.  ;)
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Post by: babalu87 on December 05, 2009, 06:33:32 PM
On the one hand it sounds good saying he "got what he deserved"

What if it was flipped?

What if the woman had three Ho phones and the jelous husband went into a rage and beat her ass?

Not so funny now is it?

He is a scumbag though, putting his family through this.
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Post by: beerocd on December 05, 2009, 07:15:59 PM
1) What if the woman had three Ho phones
2) and the jelous husband went into a rage and beat her ass?
3) Not so funny now is it?
4) He is a scumbag though, putting his family through this.

1) if she had what? please explain.
2) new episode of cops.
3) no, but like when someone falls - it wouldn't be funny if they died. There's levels.
4) yep - it's basically a hollywood wedding though. It's to be expected.

-OCD

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Post by: babalu87 on December 05, 2009, 07:52:00 PM
1) What if the woman had three Ho phones
2) and the jelous husband went into a rage and beat her ass?
3) Not so funny now is it?
4) He is a scumbag though, putting his family through this.

1) if she had what? please explain.
2) new episode of cops.
3) no, but like when someone falls - it wouldn't be funny if they died. There's levels.
4) yep - it's basically a hollywood wedding though. It's to be expected.

-OCD



Ho phones

Phones rich guys buy for their mistresses.
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Post by: summy on December 05, 2009, 08:32:23 PM
Heard this one recently, forgive me if you've already seen it.

What's the difference between a golf ball and a Cadillac Escalade?

Tiger can drive a golf ball 350 yards.  ;)
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Post by: majorvices on December 05, 2009, 08:53:11 PM
I heard he was having his name changed from Tiger to Cheetah.
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Post by: bluesman on December 05, 2009, 09:23:11 PM
I heard he was having his name changed from Tiger to Cheetah.

 :-X

pa da bing  ;D
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Post by: Hokerer on December 05, 2009, 11:11:52 PM
Why'd he run into both a fire hydrant and a tree?

He couldn't decide between an iron or a wood
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Post by: Robert on December 05, 2009, 11:44:14 PM
I'll bite...

The coctail waitress was overheard saying she wasn't impressed at all by Tiger's "short" game.
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Post by: maxieboy on December 06, 2009, 05:13:36 AM
I heard he was having his name changed from Tiger to Cheetah.

 ;D
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Post by: scottyb on December 08, 2009, 10:42:38 PM
Mistress count up to 10 now. ::)
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Post by: central_wa_brewing on December 09, 2009, 05:41:42 AM
The thing that gets me is did he actually think that these women were not going to come forth with this info for some $$$$$ ?  I agree, I don't care if he is making a bad rep for himself but when the family gets involved, it's not right.
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Post by: chumley on December 15, 2009, 11:17:04 PM
I guess I didn't find the picture that funny..

But I did laugh at this....

Q  What do Tiger Woods and baby seals have in common?

A.  They both get clubbed by Scandinavians.

Q.  For Tiger Woods, whats the difference between a golf ball and a SUV?

A.  He can drive a golf ball 400 yards.
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Post by: roffenburger on December 16, 2009, 12:45:52 AM
Teacher: "Whoever answers the questions I ask, first and correctly can leave early today."

Little Johnny says to himself "Good, I want to get outta here. I'm pretty smart and will answer the question."

Teacher: "Who said 'Four Score and Seven Years Ago'?"
Before Johnny can open his mouth, Susie says, "Abraham Lincoln."

Teacher: "That's right Susie, you can go home."
Johnny is mad that Susie answered the question first.

Teacher: "Who said 'I Have a Dream'?"
Before Johnny can open his mouth, Mary says, "Martin Luther King."

Teacher: "That's right Mary, you can go."
Johnny is even madder than before.

Teacher: "Who said 'Ask not, what your country can do for you'?"

Before Johnny can open his mouth, Nancy says, "John F. Kennedy."

Teacher: "That's right Nancy, you may also leave."
Johnny is boiling mad that he has not been able to answer to any of the questions.

When the teacher turns her back Johnny says, "I wish these b****es would keep their mouths shut!"

The teacher turns around: "NOW WHO SAID THAT?"

Johnny: "TIGER WOODS. CAN I GO NOW?"