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Title: For all you engineers.....
Post by: oscarvan on February 04, 2011, 03:14:25 AM
Enjoy....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RjyDg1qYQP8&feature=related
Title: Re: For all you engineers.....
Post by: punatic on February 04, 2011, 03:18:01 AM
I gotta get me one of those!
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Post by: rjharper on February 04, 2011, 03:18:48 AM
As a sales engineer, this seems like any normal day at the office for me  ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: Tim McManus on February 04, 2011, 03:21:58 AM
I need to integrate a reciprocating dingle arm into my brewery.
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Post by: jamminbrew on February 04, 2011, 05:17:49 AM
I looked up "turbo enabulator" on you tube, and in the suggestions column was "Woman's Bathroom Fart Prank"    Not sure how these relate, but I'm betting there's a correlation there somewhere!
Title: Re: For all you engineers.....
Post by: tschmidlin on February 04, 2011, 06:52:13 AM
My first thought was "wrong kind of engineer".

My second thought was "that is just made up gibberish".  I'm right?  ;D
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Post by: rabid_dingo on February 04, 2011, 07:52:47 AM
NONSENSE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_T9Z_OYjJVs) = link
Title: Re: For all you engineers.....
Post by: oscarvan on February 04, 2011, 12:35:36 PM
My first thought was "wrong kind of engineer".

My second thought was "that is just made up gibberish".  I'm right?  ;D

Oh no Tom, he's dead serious. Retro-encabulator technology will soon be coming to a dishwasher near you!
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Post by: punatic on February 04, 2011, 03:05:09 PM
My first thought was "wrong kind of engineer".

My second thought was "that is just made up gibberish".  I'm right?  ;D

From Wikileaks:
"Retro-encabulator technology was provided to the USDOD via the millenium technology transfer by the Vulcan Science Academy."
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Post by: tumarkin on February 04, 2011, 03:50:40 PM
I'm not an engineer, just a sales wonk. But I could sell the crap out of this!!
Title: Re: For all you engineers.....
Post by: tschmidlin on February 04, 2011, 05:11:36 PM
My first thought was "wrong kind of engineer".

My second thought was "that is just made up gibberish".  I'm right?  ;D

From Wikileaks:
"Retro-encabulator technology was provided to the USDOD via the millenium technology transfer by the Vulcan Science Academy."
Got it ;)
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Post by: hopfenundmalz on February 04, 2011, 05:14:17 PM
Hey those were in use when I started working a long time ago.

The FM tape recorder tranport, not the "turboencabulator".  Looks similar to the old Sangamo Sabre VI parts, but those were in a smaller box.  They were transportable - meaning 2 men and a boy could lug them around.  Origianlly those were developed as data recorders for B-52's.  But I digress.
Title: Re: For all you engineers.....
Post by: MrNate on February 04, 2011, 05:32:30 PM
That thing is never going to work unless they re-align the Pfetzer valve with the sommel flange.
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Post by: punatic on February 04, 2011, 08:17:53 PM
That thing is never going to work unless they re-align the Pfetzer valve with the sommel flange.

No, that's the beauty of this model!  They've added a pre-ionization nebulizer that maintains valve alignment automatically.
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Post by: jeffy on February 05, 2011, 02:24:45 AM
That thing is never going to work unless they re-align the Pfetzer valve with the sommel flange.

No, that's the beauty of this model!  They've added a pre-ionization nebulizer that maintains valve alignment automatically.
Yes, but if the free floating freebus isn't calibrated to the orbital ionizer then it's totally useless.
Title: Re: For all you engineers.....
Post by: tumarkin on February 05, 2011, 12:17:55 PM
That thing is never going to work unless they re-align the Pfetzer valve with the sommel flange.

No, that's the beauty of this model!  They've added a pre-ionization nebulizer that maintains valve alignment automatically.
Yes, but if the free floating freebus isn't calibrated to the orbital ionizer then it's totally useless.

too true, Jeffy. but when you're calibrating the freebus - do you line it up at the top or the bottom of the meniscus?
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Post by: dbeechum on February 05, 2011, 04:40:55 PM
Oh c'mon guys, it's so simple, maybe you need a refresher course. It's all ball bearings these days.
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Post by: bluesman on February 05, 2011, 05:32:48 PM
Does it come with a warranty?  ::)
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Post by: MrNate on February 05, 2011, 08:00:43 PM
Oh c'mon guys, it's so simple, maybe you need a refresher course. It's all ball bearings these days.

Fletch?
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Post by: tschmidlin on February 05, 2011, 09:22:35 PM
Oh c'mon guys, it's so simple, maybe you need a refresher course. It's all ball bearings these days.

Fletch?
Prepare that Fetzer valve with some 3 in 1 oil and gauze pads.  I'm going to need about 10 quarts of anti freeze, preferably prestone.  No, make that quaker state.