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Title: Mariage proposal
Post by: corkybstewart on April 09, 2011, 01:45:45 AM
I dug up a bunch of blue agave sprouts(puppies) and called a buddy to see if he wanted them.  His wife did so they came over with a friend who was drinking a Miller Lite.  Dee and Leslie drink my beer but David never has.  I started him with the oatmeal stout, by far the worst stout I've brewed in years.  Then we went to the rye pale, the belgian strong dark and he was hooked on homebrew.
But hen I gave him a glass of pecan rauchbier he started foaming at the mouth, and after he had a glass of my Gumballhead clonish beer he decided to marry me and donate his whole salary to my brewing.   Should I let him move in or just donate to the cause? :-\
Title: Re: Mariage proposal
Post by: maxieboy on April 09, 2011, 01:53:59 AM
Not that there's anything wrong with that... ;D
Title: Re: Mariage proposal
Post by: euge on April 09, 2011, 02:06:54 AM
Play hard to get.

Ask for more... :o
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Post by: punatic on April 09, 2011, 02:31:48 AM
Does he have a fishin boat?
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Post by: bluesman on April 09, 2011, 03:02:30 AM
Does he clean and do laundry?  :D
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Post by: Thirsty_Monk on April 09, 2011, 03:07:39 AM
Cooking is required!!
Title: Re: Mariage proposal
Post by: corkybstewart on April 09, 2011, 03:27:12 AM
I already cook and clean for the wife, I'm not so sure i should take on another one.  I may just make him donate money and time to the cause.
Title: Re: Mariage proposal
Post by: Bret on April 09, 2011, 03:30:00 AM
I already cook and clean for the wife, I'm not so sure i should take on another one.  I may just make him donate money and time to the cause.
Give a man a homebrew, and he'll have a beer.  Teach a man to homebrew, and he'll have beer for life.
Title: Re: Mariage proposal
Post by: tschmidlin on April 09, 2011, 03:41:19 AM
Will he kick in for rent too?  If he's going to be a drinking a lot of your homebrew he might be spending the night on a regular basis :)
Title: Re: Mariage proposal
Post by: ccarlson on April 09, 2011, 12:03:01 PM
Is he cute?
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Post by: corkybstewart on April 09, 2011, 12:21:02 PM
He's pretty ugly but he has a good job.
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Post by: Wheat_Brewer on April 09, 2011, 12:51:50 PM
Skip the cooking...make him clean carboy's, haul full buckets around, clean out the cooler after you mash! 
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Post by: Will's Swill on April 09, 2011, 01:55:08 PM
Amen!
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Post by: bluesman on April 09, 2011, 02:32:54 PM
Amen!

+1

Can get an Amen!
Title: Re: Mariage proposal
Post by: weazletoe on April 09, 2011, 02:43:40 PM
i'm sure there is a pantless joke here somewhere, but to avoid crossing any lines, I'll just you all insert your own.



INSERT PANTLESS JOKE HERE
Title: Re: Mariage proposal
Post by: jeffy on April 09, 2011, 04:08:41 PM
I already cook and clean for the wife, I'm not so sure i should take on another one.  I may just make him donate money and time to the cause.
Give a man a homebrew, and he'll have a beer.  Teach a man to homebrew, and he'll have beer for life.
I've always heard it this way:
Give a man a beer and he'll waste an hour.  Teach a man to brew and he'll waste a lifetime.
Title: Re: Mariage proposal
Post by: brewmonk on April 09, 2011, 05:16:21 PM
Amen!

+1

Can get an Amen!

Give a man a homebrew, and he'll have a beer.  Teach a man to homebrew, and he'll have beer for life.
I've always heard it this way:
Give a man a beer and he'll waste an hour.  Teach a man to brew and he'll waste a lifetime.

Amen!  :D
Title: Re: Mariage proposal
Post by: tubercle on April 09, 2011, 05:48:24 PM
Does he have a brother? ::)

 BTY...if you are already married you can't marry again but you can have a couple of concubines.
Title: Re: Mariage proposal
Post by: ibru on April 09, 2011, 06:01:48 PM
Oh sure, he like your beer, be a nice guy, and give you money before you get married..... I'd just milk it out as long as you can without making a commitment.

This from some one whose been married 26 years....

Bruce
Title: Re: Mariage proposal
Post by: weazletoe on April 09, 2011, 07:03:58 PM
Good point. Why buy a cow, when you got free milk.  ;D
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Post by: beveragebob on April 09, 2011, 10:58:44 PM
Get a pre-nup!
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Post by: uthristy on April 10, 2011, 11:03:15 AM
Not that there's anything wrong with that... ;D

Damn another Seinfeld episode to match reality ;)