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Title: Happy Festivus! Air your grievances here!
Post by: tomthebrewer on December 23, 2009, 01:29:56 PM
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Title: Re: Happy Festivus! Air your grievances here!
Post by: tomthebrewer on December 23, 2009, 01:35:03 PM
Please limit yourself to 3 grievances per post. (No, this rule cannot be used as a grievance)

1. Why do pregnant women have to be SO MOODY! Why can't my wife just believe me when I tell her she looks great without arguing about it? It's a freaking complement!!!

2. I wish Christmas cookies wouldn't be so delicious. Maybe that way, I don't eat the entire plate within 1 day of it being delivered ( like I did yesterday).

3. I hate bottling beer. It's not the actual process of bottling so much as the prep and clean up work. I should just keg.
Title: Re: Happy Festivus! Air your grievances here!
Post by: corkybstewart on December 23, 2009, 02:55:58 PM
1.  Why do I have to work for a living?  I'm sick and tired of working, I just want to drink and play.

2.  Why can't my kids get good jobs and support me like I've done for them for the past 25 years.

3.  Why does the door Nazi at Walmart always stop me and look through my shopping cart like I'm a thief?
Title: Re: Happy Festivus! Air your grievances here!
Post by: beerocd on December 23, 2009, 03:15:09 PM
1) dbeechum's avatar is creepy! Those eyes follow you, and what's he smiling about?

2) my $#!^ coffee machine needs to be repaired every 12-18 months to the tune of about $200

3) Dr. Phil, Suzie Orman et al - peddling common sense as if they invented it!
Title: Re: Happy Festivus! Air your grievances here!
Post by: a10t2 on December 23, 2009, 06:05:46 PM
Why did my parents' generation have to spend us into a recession, so that we twenty-somethings can't get jobs? ($1000 coffee maker guy, I'm looking at you!)

Title: Re: Happy Festivus! Air your grievances here!
Post by: beerocd on December 23, 2009, 08:04:51 PM
Why did my parents' generation have to spend us into a recession, so that we twenty-somethings can't get jobs? ($1000 coffee maker guy, I'm looking at you!)



1) The newer generation can't do math! If my total is 15.91 at the register and I hand em 21 dollars they look at me like I'm crazy! I tell em nicely to just punch the numbers into their register. (yes, I read your resume')

2) Starbucks coffee is FOUR bux a cup!
(how quickly is that coffee maker offset at 4 coffees a day? http://tinyurl.com/ydpcc38 (http://tinyurl.com/ydpcc38) Days.)

3) People feeling they are entitled to a job.


(We are still having fun right? RDWHAHB.)

-OCD
Title: Re: Happy Festivus! Air your grievances here!
Post by: dhacker on December 23, 2009, 08:36:09 PM
Why did my parents' generation have to spend us into a recession

Hmmm . . my government tells me spending is the answer to get us out of a recession . . .??? 

What gives?!  ;D
Title: Re: Happy Festivus! Air your grievances here!
Post by: beerocd on December 23, 2009, 08:50:16 PM
Why did my parents' generation have to spend us into a recession

Hmmm . . my government tells me spending is the answer to get us out of a recession . . .???  

What gives?!  ;D

1) People who don't post in the form of a grievance. :D

Title: Re: Happy Festivus! Air your grievances here!
Post by: capozzoli on December 23, 2009, 09:09:48 PM
I have only one grievance.

I cant stand Christmas.

Im good on the strength part, I can bend steel with my teeth.
Title: Re: Happy Festivus! Air your grievances here!
Post by: dhacker on December 23, 2009, 09:13:37 PM
Ooops!

1. Experts who say we can spend our way out of a recession.

2. People who drive in the left lane, oblivious to the myriad cars passing them on the right.

3. People who correct other people on internet forums.  ;D
Title: Re: Happy Festivus! Air your grievances here!
Post by: glitterbug on December 23, 2009, 10:28:44 PM
1. The new season of "Scrubs" is awful. Someone needs to be punished for this
Title: Re: Happy Festivus! Air your grievances here!
Post by: tubercle on December 23, 2009, 10:35:18 PM
Why did my parents' generation have to spend us into a recession, so that we twenty-somethings can't get jobs?


  You're welcome <snicker>. Wait till your taxes go way up you can keep me up in my retirement ;D

 Grievance: To hell with this insurance and bank nonsense. What we need is a government subsidy on bacon!
Title: Re: Happy Festivus! Air your grievances here!
Post by: dean on December 23, 2009, 10:48:37 PM
Why did my parents' generation have to spend us into a recession



There is a little bit more truth in that thna most want to admit.  Some folks are or became "used to" things a certain way.  The economy literally boomed and many people just got greedy thinking they coudl make more.  They did it For their family though if you can understand that.  

1.) I'm NOT a racist or anything but why are there "special interest" programs on TV?  I pay for it and it offends me.  I love the American Indians and their belief but today I saw a "Dog The Bounty Hunter" show and he was whining about his background and how the "white man" put him down.  That totally deflated me on how I look at hima and his show.  What a crok of s***.  It may have been a few select white men but it wasn't the white man as a race and it makes the whole of white people look like shyt.  All I can say is Dog... you are a dog in my eyes now and forever.


2.) Why doesn't ther rest of the world own up instead of looking to us when we've been hit with so much in the last decade?

3.) If the beer you make makes you happy, why worry what others thingk about it.... brew on!

Denny or whoeverr mods this, you can deltete this if you want....
Title: Re: Happy Festivus! Air your grievances here!
Post by: rabid_dingo on December 24, 2009, 09:54:14 AM
1.- Passengers who call relatives at their destination and say, "It is not snowing at my aunts house in DC...why can't my plane go?"
     (if your aunts house has a 15,000" X 200" driveway can we land at her house? Oh and we'll need to borrow a ladder.)


2.- Living 8 miles from where I work and having to drive 21 miles to get there...Only one entrance to the airport.

3.- The lack of time. I swear my day only has 18 hours in it and 6 are spent sleeping the other working....
Title: Re: Happy Festivus! Air your grievances here!
Post by: wzl46 on December 24, 2009, 11:55:04 AM
1.- Passengers who call relatives at their destination and say, "It is not snowing at my aunts house in DC...why can't my plane go?"
     (if your aunts house has a 15,000" X 200" driveway can we land at her house? Oh and we'll need to borrow a ladder.)

1. Supported units that have a 2000 pound pallet loaded with their gear, and no forklift to get the pallet into the back of the helicopter and then have the nerve to ask, "Well, what are the pilots doing while they're on the ground?  It's not like they couldn't get out and help lift the cargo."  Let me see, we are making sure that the helicopter is safe and stable on the ground- just a minor detail in aviation.

2. No freakin' beer for another 85 days.

3. No freakin' beer for another 85 days.
Title: Re: Happy Festivus! Air your grievances here!
Post by: rabid_dingo on December 26, 2009, 06:30:25 AM
1.- Passengers who call relatives at their destination and say, "It is not snowing at my aunts house in DC...why can't my plane go?"
     (if your aunts house has a 15,000" X 200" driveway can we land at her house? Oh and we'll need to borrow a ladder.)

1. Supported units that have a 2000 pound pallet loaded with their gear, and no forklift to get the pallet into the back of the helicopter and then have the nerve to ask, "Well, what are the pilots doing while they're on the ground?  It's not like they couldn't get out and help lift the cargo."  Let me see, we are making sure that the helicopter is safe and stable on the ground- just a minor detail in aviation.

2. No freakin' beer for another 85 days.

3. No freakin' beer for another 85 days.
I'll drink one for you right now. Merry Christmas....if pilots could lift a ton without the use of jet engines or hydraulic
systems they should definitely help otherwise they should stick to lifting with heavy machinery or jet engines....
Title: Re: Happy Festivus! Air your grievances here!
Post by: dbeechum on December 28, 2009, 07:38:06 PM
1) dbeechum's avatar is creepy! Those eyes follow you, and what's he smiling about?

If you knew my job, you'd know why my eyes follow everyone! (Here's the original if you want to know why I'm smiling - http://maltosefalcons.com/v/200602BrutNoirDisgorge/2006_02_BrutNoir_44_DrewWithTheBigGuns.jpg.html

My grievances:

1) Really holiday travel folks.. you bring a roller board and a giant backpack on board on a holiday flight? That's a shooting.

2) Need more time to do more things and more time to try and figure out what the hell is causing the LA beer scene to explode!