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Title: Once n a while something comes along that ....
Post by: 1vertical on July 08, 2011, 04:54:49 PM
you think might be worth sharing...

http://www.noob.us/humor/you-will-never-guess-what-this-ad-is-about/  (http://www.noob.us/humor/you-will-never-guess-what-this-ad-is-about/)

 ;D
Title: Re: Once n a while something comes along that ....
Post by: Slowbrew on July 08, 2011, 04:58:53 PM
That was funny!!!  They were correct with the line "You will never guess what this ad is about."

Paul
Title: Re: Once n a while something comes along that ....
Post by: euge on July 08, 2011, 05:50:09 PM
That was funny but I think this one's great. http://www.noob.us/miscellaneous/motorcycle-outruns-cops/ (http://www.noob.us/miscellaneous/motorcycle-outruns-cops/)
Title: Re: Once n a while something comes along that ....
Post by: punatic on July 12, 2011, 03:52:57 AM
That was funny but I think this one's great. http://www.noob.us/miscellaneous/motorcycle-outruns-cops/ (http://www.noob.us/miscellaneous/motorcycle-outruns-cops/)

"Faster than a speeding ticket!" 

Too funny...  Volvo police cars... bwah ha ha!
Title: Re: Once n a while something comes along that ....
Post by: phillamb168 on July 12, 2011, 09:01:20 AM
Sorry, but that's not f%*@ing funny at all. As someone who sees assholes like this on the road more than once a week, and someone who drives with a one-year-old in a car seat in the back, to whoever drives like this I say F*CK YOU. You make one single slip up when you're trying to overcome your shame for having a small d*ck by driving like an idiot and you ram into the back of my car and hurt my kid, I hope you have a long, long life at the end of a feeding tube.

I have absolutely ZERO respect for people who drive like this. It's not a funny video.
Title: Re: Once n a while something comes along that ....
Post by: ccarlson on July 12, 2011, 11:21:33 AM
Wow. When you encounter a driver like that, I sure hope you don't use that same language with your 1 year old in the back seat.
Title: Re: Once n a while something comes along that ....
Post by: phillamb168 on July 12, 2011, 11:57:17 AM
Wow. When you encounter a driver like that, I sure hope you don't use that same language with your 1 year old in the back seat.

What? You have someone shooting at you, you're gonna use some rough language. Half a ton of metal and person speeding at your rear end at nearly 150 miles an hour is the same thing. No sense trying to take the high horse on this one.

This argument (and my feelings about whoever's stupid enough to try it) goes for drunk drivers, too. You wanna screw up your life, do it on your own time on a closed track, not on a highway filled with people.
Title: Re: Once n a while something comes along that ....
Post by: maxieboy on July 12, 2011, 12:19:43 PM
That was funny but I think this one's great. http://www.noob.us/miscellaneous/motorcycle-outruns-cops/ (http://www.noob.us/miscellaneous/motorcycle-outruns-cops/)

Looks like Ghost Rider. He can ride.  :)
Title: Re: Once n a while something comes along that ....
Post by: narvin on July 12, 2011, 12:41:41 PM
Wow. When you encounter a driver like that, I sure hope you don't use that same language with your 1 year old in the back seat.

Idiot drivers may break my bones, but words can never hurt me.
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Post by: uthristy on July 12, 2011, 12:42:48 PM
Sorry, but that's not f%*@ing funny at all. As someone who sees assholes like this on the road more than once a week, and someone who drives with a one-year-old in a car seat in the back, to whoever drives like this I say F*CK YOU. You make one single slip up when you're trying to overcome your shame for having a small d*ck by driving like an idiot and you ram into the back of my car and hurt my kid, I hope you have a long, long life at the end of a feeding tube.

I have absolutely ZERO respect for people who drive like this. It's not a funny video.


What? You have someone shooting at you, you're gonna use some rough language. Half a ton of metal and person speeding at your rear end at nearly 150 miles an hour is the same thing. No sense trying to take the high horse on this one.

This argument (and my feelings about whoever's stupid enough to try it) goes for drunk drivers, too. You wanna screw up your life, do it on your own time on a closed track, not on a highway filled with people.

Preach on brother, I have no respect for those kinda drivers they put everybody at risk. Google pics if you want to see what a high speed bike impact can do to a car- hint , it looks like a spear going thur the car.


Looks like Ghost Rider. He can ride.  :)

No he can't , all he is doing is rolling on the gas & weaving thur traffic, sorry but thats not "skill"


Read this page>
http://random13579.blogspot.com/2007/10/see-motorcycle.html

(http://www.getyourownbike.com/PhotosFromSiteVisitors/BikeIntoCar4.jpg)



(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_rij1relfhhY/TK6RG1Y_38I/AAAAAAAAAD8/wPdYoUYuZyQ/s1600/motorcycle-crash-into-car-759830.jpg)
Title: Re: Once n a while something comes along that ....
Post by: ccarlson on July 12, 2011, 12:52:36 PM
I just find it very funny. You say the driver is driving that way to compensate for his small D__K. I've always felt that people that go on tirades using strings of profanity are doing the same thing. Just saying. :D
Title: Re: Once n a while something comes along that ....
Post by: phillamb168 on July 12, 2011, 12:57:27 PM
I just find it very funny. You say the driver is driving that way to compensate for his small D__K. I've always felt that people that go on tirades using strings of profanity are doing the same thing. Just saying. :D

Logic fail.
Title: Re: Once n a while something comes along that ....
Post by: uthristy on July 12, 2011, 12:57:43 PM
I just find it very funny.

So it would be funny if you or your family got hurt or killed because of that kinda driving? Real funny man...


Yep these people sure seem to be having fun.
http://helablog.com/2010/09/motorcyclist-plows-through-the-back-of-a-van-and-into-the-backseat/
Title: Re: Once n a while something comes along that ....
Post by: ccarlson on July 12, 2011, 01:00:34 PM
I just find it very funny.

So it would be funny if you your family got hurt or killed because of that kinda driving? Real funny man...



I'm not for a second condoning what the driver does. I'm laughing at the pointless reaction. Are you saying that  because I don't swear at bad drivers I'm putting my family at risk.
Title: Re: Once n a while something comes along that ....
Post by: phillamb168 on July 12, 2011, 01:05:20 PM
I just find it very funny.

So it would be funny if you your family got hurt or killed because of that kinda driving? Real funny man...



I'm not for a second condoning what the driver does. I'm laughing at the pointless reaction. Are you saying that  because I don't swear at bad drivers I'm putting my family at risk.

"to whoever drives like this I say..." does not mean I actually say this, out loud, every time I see this happen. It's just a turn of phrase and should not be taken literally.
 ::)

The only real recourse I have for something like this is to do what I do already, which is have my wife try to take down the plates and rider description and direction, and call the cops.
Title: Re: Once n a while something comes along that ....
Post by: ccarlson on July 12, 2011, 01:17:02 PM
I just find it very funny.

So it would be funny if you your family got hurt or killed because of that kinda driving? Real funny man...



I'm not for a second condoning what the driver does. I'm laughing at the pointless reaction. Are you saying that  because I don't swear at bad drivers I'm putting my family at risk.

"to whoever drives like this I say..." does not mean I actually say this, out loud, every time I see this happen. It's just a turn of phrase and should not be taken literally.
 ::)

The only real recourse I have for something like this is to do what I do already, which is have my wife try to take down the plates and rider description and direction, and call the cops.

Now that makes complete sense. It's the one time when having a cell phone in the car helps.
Title: Re: Once n a while something comes along that ....
Post by: narvin on July 12, 2011, 01:18:52 PM
I just find it very funny.

So it would be funny if you your family got hurt or killed because of that kinda driving? Real funny man...



I'm not for a second condoning what the driver does. I'm laughing at the pointless reaction. Are you saying that  because I don't swear at bad drivers I'm putting my family at risk.

No one is saying that, unless you are twisting words.  You are, however, laughing at Phil after making an equally pointless jab at his parenting.

Can you not be a d!#$ for once?
Title: Re: Once n a while something comes along that ....
Post by: phillamb168 on July 12, 2011, 01:19:20 PM
I just find it very funny.

So it would be funny if you your family got hurt or killed because of that kinda driving? Real funny man...



I'm not for a second condoning what the driver does. I'm laughing at the pointless reaction. Are you saying that  because I don't swear at bad drivers I'm putting my family at risk.

"to whoever drives like this I say..." does not mean I actually say this, out loud, every time I see this happen. It's just a turn of phrase and should not be taken literally.
 ::)

The only real recourse I have for something like this is to do what I do already, which is have my wife try to take down the plates and rider description and direction, and call the cops.

Now that makes complete sense. It's the one time when having a cell phone in the car helps.

Important to note also that I'm not the one making the call  ;)
Title: Re: Once n a while something comes along that ....
Post by: uthristy on July 12, 2011, 01:23:12 PM

Important to note also that I'm not the one making the call  ;)

Damn drivers talking on cell phones, Off With Their Heads's :D
Title: Re: Once n a while something comes along that ....
Post by: ccarlson on July 12, 2011, 01:23:32 PM
I just find it very funny.

So it would be funny if you your family got hurt or killed because of that kinda driving? Real funny man...



I'm not for a second condoning what the driver does. I'm laughing at the pointless reaction. Are you saying that  because I don't swear at bad drivers I'm putting my family at risk.

"to whoever drives like this I say..." does not mean I actually say this, out loud, every time I see this happen. It's just a turn of phrase and should not be taken literally.
 ::)

The only real recourse I have for something like this is to do what I do already, which is have my wife try to take down the plates and rider description and direction, and call the cops.

Now that makes complete sense. It's the one time when having a cell phone in the car helps.

Important to note also that I'm not the one making the call  ;)

Good for you, seriously. :D
Title: Re: Once n a while something comes along that ....
Post by: phillamb168 on July 12, 2011, 01:26:01 PM
And now to make sure we're all still friends:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cOlznuyPOeM&feature=youtu.be
Title: Re: Once n a while something comes along that ....
Post by: maxieboy on July 12, 2011, 01:44:00 PM
"No he can't , all he is doing is rolling on the gas & weaving thur traffic, sorry but thats not "skill" "

True enough. I guess I meant he can ride the way he does and still be alive while not having killed anyone else. Seems like I read that he is in(or went to) jail though...
Title: Re: Once n a while something comes along that ....
Post by: oscarvan on July 12, 2011, 02:50:30 PM
"No he can't , all he is doing is rolling on the gas & weaving thur traffic, sorry but thats not "skill" "

True enough. I guess I meant he can ride the way he does and still be alive while not having killed anyone else. Seems like I read that he is in(or went to) jail though...


From what I know about Sweden, that would not surprise me.
Title: Re: Once n a while something comes along that ....
Post by: beersk on July 12, 2011, 03:13:32 PM
Good, now both y'all (ccarson and phil) shut up!  Don't get all "baby on board".  You're still assuming the risks of the road by driving with your child in the car just like everyone else is.  I hate that high horse that people should treat you extra special because you have a child in the car.  NO!  Driving is a dangerous activity.  Accept it!  40,000 people die in car accidents a year, alone, in the US.  And ccarslon...come on dude, chill the f*ck out, man.  Not everyone is uber conservative and believes the earth is 6,000 years old.  Come to reality, dude.  And......lock.
Title: Re: Once n a while something comes along that ....
Post by: Slowbrew on July 12, 2011, 03:30:55 PM
Wow!  It went from laughing about "satanic vacuum cleaners" to a nasty exchange about dangerous driving. 

I'm glad we've all learned to relax, not worry and have a home brew.  We all need to vent now and then, I hope you guys feel better but it really doesn't help you or the rest of us in the long run.

Everyone have a safe week, if you're in the US try to stay cool.

Paul
Title: Re: Once n a while something comes along that ....
Post by: ccarlson on July 12, 2011, 03:42:00 PM
Why is it that people jump in on a good, civil, discussion and try and turn it into anger? I've always wondered if these are the same people that yell "jump" to potential suicide jumpers. 

Hey Phil, I think we should go have a beer. :D
Title: Re: Once n a while something comes along that ....
Post by: punatic on July 12, 2011, 03:54:10 PM
Yeah, whatever.

I still think Volvo police cars are funny as hell.  It's like 21st century Keystone Kops.
Title: Re: Once n a while something comes along that ....
Post by: denny on July 12, 2011, 03:59:36 PM
I think this has gotten far enough off track....