I don't know, in a real BFI post, there would be 20 paragraphs telling you exactly why wrestling a bear is harder than making love to a moose or whatever the topic was...(I'm not scrolling back now to find out).
Wouldn't the 20 paragraph post end with how he's decided to throw out all the accumulated wisdom of the ages and dive head long into some hair brained scheme he found on the internet?
Something about how wrestling a bear will make you never get cancer or common cold?
Making love to moose like more trouble than the a55 kicking you're going to get from said moose is worth to me.
Back to acting like I'm working this morning.