At least he's a halfway decent drummer.
a drummer? As a bass player for the last 45 years, let me just say...
That explains everything!
What does a drummer do to park in a handicapped spot?
Leaves his drumsticks on the dashboard.
How do you know the stage is level?
The drummer drools out of both sides of his mouth.
What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend?
As a bass player myself I can't believe you guys missed this one:
What do you call a guy who hangs out with musicians?
A drummer. (Please, try the veal!!!)