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The Pub / Re: song title game
« on: May 19, 2012, 04:12:17 PM »
Woman from Tokyo - Deep Purple

The Pub / Re: song title game
« on: May 19, 2012, 04:01:14 AM »
Black Friday - Steely Dan

The Pub / Re: song title game
« on: May 18, 2012, 04:24:43 AM »
 Penny Lane - The Beatles

The Pub / Re: More reasons to love Oregon
« on: March 25, 2012, 07:31:58 PM »
Nice piece in the travel section in todays Seattle TImes about beer tourism in Bend.

The Pub / Re: AHA joke thread
« on: March 10, 2012, 07:10:42 PM »
The day after her husband disappeared while out kayaking, a Hoodsport woman answered her door to find two grim-faced Washington State Troopers.

"We're sorry Mrs. Wilkens, but we have some information about your husband," said one trooper.

"Tell me! Did you find him?" She shouted.

The troopers looked at each other. One said, "We have some bad news, some good news, and some really great news. Which do you want to hear first?"

Fearing the worst, an ashen Mrs. Wilkens said, "Give me the bad news first."

The trooper said, "I'm sorry to tell you, but this morning we found your husband's body in Puget Sound."

"Oh no!" Swallowing hard, she asked, "and What's the good news?"

The trooper continued, "When we pulled him up, he had about 25 good-sized Dungeness crabs clinging to him, and we feel you are entitled to a share of the catch."

Stunned, Mrs. Wilkens demanded, "If that's the good news, what's the great news?"

The trooper said, "We're going to pull him up again tomorrow."

The Pub / Re: Right vs. Pragmatic
« on: March 04, 2012, 07:38:56 AM »
There was a time when bathroom door handles bother me that's my real peeve is knowing that there are people who take a s*** and don't wash their hands when they're done.    >:(

And these people are the reason I use a paper towel to open the door.  Most of the bathrooms at work have cans near the door for these...I'll carry it to another receptacle if not.

The Pub / Re: "Typical French a**hole"
« on: January 28, 2012, 12:29:43 AM »

Watching travel shows and they have subtitles for when the Brits are speaking. And Cajuns too. Hilarious.

We're big fans of An Idiot Abroad, but there are times I don't understand a word Karl Pilkington says - subtitles please!

The Pub / Re: I need a sword...
« on: December 01, 2011, 07:32:11 PM »
I remember going to Uno's in downtown Chicago, quite a few years ago and before they became a chain. I fell in love with deep dish pizza.

+1..I love the stuff.  Also where I got the worst pizza burn ever.

All Things Food / Re: BBQ Style
« on: November 15, 2011, 06:23:01 AM »
But I had nice smoke wafting out of the bunghole.

Insert all kinds of jokes here...

The Pub / Re: The McRib is back!!!
« on: November 04, 2011, 01:55:57 AM »
OK guys guess I'm the guinea pig. Went to the Micky D's across from work. Got me a McRib meal (fries & Dr Pepper). Three things I rarely eat.

First two bites were pretty tasty. The rest was pretty insipid and tasteless. Had to douse it with sriacha in order to finish the last couple of bites.

Now I have incipient heartburn and feel my IQ dropping fast. How does this phone thingy work?

Don't waste your money gentlemen.

Sriracha is awesome stuff...if anything would help that thing go down, it'd be sriracha

The Pub / Re: Beer Thirty
« on: October 06, 2011, 07:11:09 PM »
That's good to hear Denny - taking the family to see 'em in Seattle next Thursday.  First time for all of us.
I was excited to go before - now I'm really stoked!

Oh, man, you're gonna love it!  The finale with the giant color changing balloons floating through the audience is one of the coolest things I've ever seen.  A tip though...if you're sitting in the first few rows, wear old clothes and a poncho!

The Paramount made mention of ponchos on the ticket sales site, and I think they were providing them to the first 2 or 3 rows, though I could be remembering wrong.

The Pub / Re: Beer Thirty
« on: October 06, 2011, 03:42:22 AM »

4 "Blue Men" travel with each show and 3 perform each night on a rotating basis.  If you ever get a chance to see the show, you shouldn't miss it.  I've been in the biz a LONG time and it's one of the most impressive shows I've ever seen.

That's good to hear Denny - taking the family to see 'em in Seattle next Thursday.  First time for all of us.
I was excited to go before - now I'm really stoked!

All Things Food / Re: Middle school tricks that still work
« on: October 05, 2011, 04:59:36 AM »
Acquire ham sandwich.

Acquire potato chips.

Put chips on sandwich.


I'm with ya on this one. love chips on my sandwich. Or, fries on my burger.

Onion rings, too...on the burger.

The Pub / Re: GPS?
« on: September 24, 2011, 04:07:38 PM »
I have WPS

Wife Positioning System

I have one of those - it's never wrong.  It may not be right, but it's never wrong!

The Pub / Re: Endlessly Amusing
« on: August 13, 2011, 02:26:34 AM »
When I think crazy eyes, I think of only one person.

I saw the subject title Crazy Eyes, and Loggins and Messina started playing in my head...this has the potential for a great twisted tune.

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