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Offline oscarvan

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Re: Do NOT give the ape an AK......
« Reply #1 on: December 26, 2011, 03:46:44 pm »
Now that's what I call gorilla marketing. ;D
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Re: Do NOT give the ape an AK......
« Reply #2 on: December 26, 2011, 08:09:03 pm »
Dumb A**.
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Re: Do NOT give the ape an AK......
« Reply #3 on: December 26, 2011, 08:16:25 pm »
Dumb A**.

Fo sure.

That is no ape,
that is what they call a Chimp panzee.

Silly Homo.

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Re: Do NOT give the ape an AK......
« Reply #4 on: December 26, 2011, 09:38:58 pm »
Paybacks are a bee itch!
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Re: Do NOT give the ape an AK......
« Reply #5 on: December 26, 2011, 11:26:35 pm »
Oh you guys can fantasize but that was not real. No matter how so you want it to be. :)
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Re: Do NOT give the ape an AK......
« Reply #6 on: December 26, 2011, 11:55:58 pm »
Hilarious, real or not. ;D

That is no ape,
that is what they call a Chimp panzee.
Chimps are apes.
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Re: Do NOT give the ape an AK......
« Reply #7 on: December 27, 2011, 07:29:13 am »
Dumb A**.

Right? Give him an AR, more accurate...  ;)
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Re: Do NOT give the ape an AK......
« Reply #8 on: December 27, 2011, 08:24:03 am »
In my head I saw it as "don't give give the ape an Alaskan."
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Re: Do NOT give the ape an AK......
« Reply #9 on: December 27, 2011, 08:30:40 am »
I needed that laugh.  :D
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Re: Do NOT give the ape an AK......
« Reply #10 on: December 28, 2011, 06:45:39 pm »
You know the old expression......Give a monkey a gun.....
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Re: Do NOT give the ape an AK......
« Reply #11 on: December 28, 2011, 09:09:53 pm »
Somebody otta spank the monkey!   ;D
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