The fact is every breath you take increases you risk of dying as it makes you one breath closer to the last one you will take. Like others have said "everything causes cancer". The cool thing is, a lot of research is being done with vaccines, among other avenues, that may make some cancers curable. We live in strange times.
I just hope we aren't about to become "immortal" just in time to live in a 15th century economy. At least brewers were valued by the ruling class. WE ARE THE 6.4%ABV!!! 8^)
I think I have a package of bacon in the freezer. Mmmmmm...