Have y'all no connscience?
Have you no personal connection to this connvivial ale conner's conndition?
Why must you connceal by conncatenation an extra 'n' in every conntext connceivable?
This connceit connfuses me and no doubt causes conncerns about the connsequence it will have on his future conncerts featuring connchs and conncertinas. What will the connductors think?
I therefore connclude that we should be connciliatory. We must connfabuilate and extend our connclave's conncise conncord of conncrete connfession before this and other insults connflate into a true connflict and connfrontation of conngealed egos.
Do you conncur or must we all be conndemned to be a connfederacy of conneys connfined to our cells? I must have a conncussion. to conndone a thread of this connsiderable awful connsistency. Don't make me connfine you all!
Conngrats! I now hate this whole conngregation even more than Conngress. I must refrain now as a connscientious objector.