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Would you crack it?

Right away. Chug.
7 (17.5%)
I would crack it, sniff around a bit, then pour it out.
1 (2.5%)
No way, but I would pack it home for proper disposal.
13 (32.5%)
No way, but I would shake it up and use it for target practice.
14 (35%)
I cant decide, because I don't know where my pants are.
5 (12.5%)

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Offline pinnah

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So you are out in the woods and spot this...
« on: January 25, 2012, 01:48:46 PM »
You have been out for a few hours and pretty thirsty.
You are almost back to your vehicle and you spot this on the ground:









Seeing the pushed out bottom makes you think there is a chance...

Sure enough.  Unopened.

Whadda ya think?  ;D
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Re: So you are out in the woods and spot this...
« Reply #1 on: January 25, 2012, 01:54:41 PM »
Or find its rightful owner, throw it through his or her closed window and curse them for polluting the woods with a toxic chemical.
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Re: So you are out in the woods and spot this...
« Reply #2 on: January 25, 2012, 02:48:09 PM »
Eeeewww...Keystone that's been subjected to extreme temperature fluctuations.
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Re: So you are out in the woods and spot this...
« Reply #3 on: January 25, 2012, 03:04:03 PM »
I would pick it up and head back to the car.

Then when I got home.... I would throw it in the trash.  ;)

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Re: So you are out in the woods and spot this...
« Reply #4 on: January 25, 2012, 03:05:44 PM »
Keystone Light: Not Even Once.
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Re: So you are out in the woods and spot this...
« Reply #5 on: January 25, 2012, 03:27:59 PM »
Keith Stone would drink it...
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Re: So you are out in the woods and spot this...
« Reply #6 on: January 25, 2012, 03:58:55 PM »
No way, pushed out bottom would make me worry that it's unsafe.

If the can were properly intact, I might guzzle it if I were thirsty enough. Possibly while holding my nose. (Depends how flavorless it is, I suppose.  Never tried the stuff.)
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Re: So you are out in the woods and spot this...
« Reply #7 on: January 25, 2012, 04:03:40 PM »
you beer snobs... 
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Re: So you are out in the woods and spot this...
« Reply #8 on: January 25, 2012, 04:11:25 PM »
I would not touch it. Judging by the color of the Rockies on the can, it's way to warm for my taste.  ;D
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Re: So you are out in the woods and spot this...
« Reply #9 on: January 25, 2012, 04:22:56 PM »
I can't see how wild variations in temp would affect the flavor very much when we're talking about KL. :P
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Re: So you are out in the woods and spot this...
« Reply #10 on: January 25, 2012, 04:47:00 PM »
Pick it up, crack it, dump it out, pack the can out and throw it in the recycling.

Beer snob?  I'd do the same with a canned craft beer.  I tend not to drink from containers I find in the woods.
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Re: So you are out in the woods and spot this...
« Reply #11 on: January 25, 2012, 04:55:43 PM »
Target practice. About the only thing that is good for. THEN I would properly dispose of the shot up can....
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Re: So you are out in the woods and spot this...
« Reply #12 on: January 25, 2012, 05:53:03 PM »
Quote from: a10t2 on January 25, 2012, 03:05:44 PM
Keystone Light: Not Even Once.

Where were you when I needed you?  Father-in-law had a bunch of that on vacation one time.  I had "Once" and I would have been much better off had I seen your advice prior to that.
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Re: So you are out in the woods and spot this...
« Reply #13 on: January 25, 2012, 06:08:54 PM »
Quote from: theantipunk on January 25, 2012, 04:55:43 PM
THEN I would properly dispose of the shot up can....

If you can find the can, you haven't shot it enough.
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Re: So you are out in the woods and spot this...
« Reply #14 on: January 25, 2012, 07:52:51 PM »
Quote from: a10t2 on January 25, 2012, 06:08:54 PM
Quote from: theantipunk on January 25, 2012, 04:55:43 PM
THEN I would properly dispose of the shot up can....

If you can find the can, you haven't shot it enough.

That sounds more like it...shoot it till it's gone.  :)
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