How can you tell the difference between a social drinker, a problem drinker, and an alcoholic?
A fly (or bee!) flies into the social drinker's beer and he kindly asks for another.
A fly flies into the problem drinker's beer and he pulls it out and drinks his beer.
A fly flies into the alcoholic's beer and he pulls it out and yells, "Spit it out!"
Sorry, had to.