The article is so true. but speaking of Coors = piss water, Since i live a mere 15min from the Coors plant i have been "a few" times (followed by Golden City great microbrewery). However, on of the tours there some visitors from the the mid-west and they asked the tour guide if she know any place in town that had good food and served bud light, she quickly stated that the waste water in-front of the building would be a good substitute, everybody laughed. While Coors is no better than bud light, they have a small off shoot craft brewery that makes some damn good beer (winter fest, Colorado native (only sold in CO)