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Offline pinnah

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Re: Meaningless thread.
« Reply #15 on: March 07, 2012, 08:08:34 AM »
Would you rather wrestle a bear, or kung-fu fight a moose?


Bear wrestling will tear you up.  But it you are really quick, you might be able to Chuck Norris this guys goat and get away. :o





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Re: Meaningless thread.
« Reply #16 on: March 07, 2012, 09:37:44 AM »
I don't know, in a real BFI post, there would be 20 paragraphs telling you exactly why wrestling a bear is harder than making love to a moose or whatever the topic was...(I'm not scrolling back now to find out).

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Re: Meaningless thread.
« Reply #17 on: March 07, 2012, 09:45:48 AM »
I like to wrestle turtles.

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Re: Meaningless thread.
« Reply #18 on: March 07, 2012, 10:16:48 AM »
I don't know, in a real BFI post, there would be 20 paragraphs telling you exactly why wrestling a bear is harder than making love to a moose or whatever the topic was...(I'm not scrolling back now to find out).

Wouldn't the 20 paragraph post end with how he's decided to throw out all the accumulated wisdom of the ages and dive head long into some hair brained scheme he found on the internet? 

Something about how wrestling a bear will make you never get cancer or common cold? 

Making love to moose like more trouble than the a55 kicking you're going to get from said moose is worth to me.   8)

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Re: Meaningless thread.
« Reply #19 on: March 07, 2012, 11:49:10 AM »
This thread resulted in my futile attempt at counting the number of times I've seen Bloodsport.

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Re: Meaningless thread.
« Reply #20 on: March 07, 2012, 12:32:01 PM »


Awww, come on guys, it's so simple. Maybe you need a refresher course.
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Re: Meaningless thread.
« Reply #21 on: March 07, 2012, 12:38:19 PM »


Awww, come on guys, it's so simple. Maybe you need a refresher course.
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Re: Meaningless thread.
« Reply #22 on: March 07, 2012, 01:04:17 PM »
I've wrestled gators before does that count?


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Re: Meaningless thread.
« Reply #23 on: March 07, 2012, 01:05:43 PM »
...Only if you stayed at a Holiday Inn, last night.
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Re: Meaningless thread.
« Reply #24 on: March 07, 2012, 03:53:38 PM »
 And, to keep it true BFI  style, one of you needs to call me out, and then I will never post in this thread again.  ;D
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Re: Meaningless thread.
« Reply #25 on: March 07, 2012, 04:25:07 PM »
Can weazletoe come out?
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Re: Meaningless thread.
« Reply #26 on: March 07, 2012, 04:30:15 PM »
That's it.....I'm done. >:(
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Re: Meaningless thread.
« Reply #27 on: March 07, 2012, 04:46:15 PM »
Maybe this guy can come out? 



I heard that they don't allow this nonsense in Idaho. 
Seems like it might go well with multiple wives. :o

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Re: Meaningless thread.
« Reply #28 on: March 07, 2012, 05:44:56 PM »
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Re: Meaningless thread.
« Reply #29 on: March 07, 2012, 06:01:23 PM »
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