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« Reply #90 on: March 11, 2012, 02:34:29 PM »
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Re: AHA joke thread
« Reply #91 on: March 11, 2012, 03:13:52 PM »
I'm nominating the Red Riding Hood joke for thread best. That is hilarious. :D
And here I thought it would have been better posted in the "idiotic social commentary" thread.  It started off fine, but maybe if it had been 1/4 as long it would have continued to be amusing
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« Reply #92 on: March 11, 2012, 04:16:40 PM »
I'm nominating the Red Riding Hood joke for thread best. That is hilarious. :D
And here I thought it would have been better posted in the "idiotic social commentary" thread.  It started off fine, but maybe if it had been 1/4 as long it would have continued to be amusing

Agreed.  I kept trying to find the joke there.


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Re: AHA joke thread
« Reply #93 on: March 11, 2012, 07:59:50 PM »
What does dale earnhardt and pink floyd have in common?

There last hit was the wall


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That's funny and just so right. I hear people praise PF, yet all I ever hear played is The Wall. Did they ever really have another hit? ;)

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« Reply #94 on: March 11, 2012, 08:09:51 PM »
A blond GUY joke...
3 construction workers, an irishman, a mexican, and a blond are working in a high rise building. Its lunch time, and they sit down on top of the building to eat. The Irishman opens his lunchbox, and exclaims "Corned beef again? I f I get corned beef again, I'll jump off this building."  The Mexican opens his lunchbox, and says "Tacos? One more day of tacos, and I will also jump off this building." The blond guy opens his lunch, and sees a bologna sandwich. He complains "I hate bologna. If I get bologna tomorrow, I'll join you guys in jumping off the building."
So the next day, the three men sit down again to eat their lunches, and sure enough all three have the same lunch as before. So all three of them jump off the building.
At the funeral for the three men, the wives are crying, and the Irishman's wife says "If only he had said something, I'd have made him steak and potatoes!"  The Mexican's wife sobs "If he had told me, I would have fixed him tamales instead!"  They turn to the blond guy's wife, and she says "What are you looking at me for? He packed his own lunch!"
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Re: AHA joke thread
« Reply #95 on: March 11, 2012, 08:19:19 PM »
I'm nominating the Red Riding Hood joke for thread best. That is hilarious. :D
And here I thought it would have been better posted in the "idiotic social commentary" thread.  It started off fine, but maybe if it had been 1/4 as long it would have continued to be amusing

Agreed.  I kept trying to find the joke there.


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« Reply #96 on: March 11, 2012, 08:57:03 PM »
I'm nominating the Red Riding Hood joke for thread best. That is hilarious. :D
And here I thought it would have been better posted in the "idiotic social commentary" thread.  It started off fine, but maybe if it had been 1/4 as long it would have continued to be amusing


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Agireed.  I kept trying to find the joke there.

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« Reply #97 on: March 11, 2012, 09:02:03 PM »
What does dale earnhardt and pink floyd have in common?

There last hit was the wall


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That's funny and just so right. I hear people praise PF, yet all I ever hear played is The Wall. Did they ever really have another hit? ;)
How old are you?  for those of us in our fifties who grew up listening to real rock & roll Pink Floyd was very cutting edge.
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« Reply #98 on: March 11, 2012, 09:08:51 PM »
What does dale earnhardt and pink floyd have in common?

There last hit was the wall


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That's funny and just so right. I hear people praise PF, yet all I ever hear played is The Wall. Did they ever really have another hit? ;)
How old are you?  for those of us in our fifties who grew up listening to real rock & roll Pink Floyd was very cutting edge.

If they were so "cutting edge", then how come I only ever hear one song played on most music stations?

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« Reply #99 on: March 11, 2012, 10:05:19 PM »
Music stations? Really? 
Now that's funny!  My selection for funniest joke in the thread.

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« Reply #100 on: March 11, 2012, 10:10:01 PM »
I'm nominating the Red Riding Hood joke for thread best. That is hilarious. :D
And here I thought it would have been better posted in the "idiotic social commentary" thread.  It started off fine, but maybe if it had been 1/4 as long it would have continued to be amusing

Agreed.  I kept trying to find the joke there.


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« Reply #101 on: March 11, 2012, 10:23:39 PM »
I'm nominating the Red Riding Hood joke for thread best. That is hilarious. :D
And here I thought it would have been better posted in the "idiotic social commentary" thread.  It started off fine, but maybe if it had been 1/4 as long it would have continued to be amusing

I got a couple of paragraphs down and moved on.  Life's to short to spend time on...  yawn...   :o
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« Reply #102 on: March 12, 2012, 12:51:28 AM »
Music stations? Really? 
Now that's funny!  My selection for funniest joke in the thread.

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« Reply #103 on: March 12, 2012, 07:46:35 AM »
What does dale earnhardt and pink floyd have in common?

There last hit was the wall


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That's funny and just so right. I hear people praise PF, yet all I ever hear played is The Wall. Did they ever really have another hit? ;)
How old are you?  for those of us in our fifties who grew up listening to real rock & roll Pink Floyd was very cutting edge.

If they were so "cutting edge", then how come I only ever hear one song played on most music stations?

Great music doesn't necessarily get played on the radio.  That's not an accurate measure.
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« Reply #104 on: March 12, 2012, 08:02:12 AM »
What does dale earnhardt and pink floyd have in common?

There last hit was the wall


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That's funny and just so right. I hear people praise PF, yet all I ever hear played is The Wall. Did they ever really have another hit? ;)
How old are you?  for those of us in our fifties who grew up listening to real rock & roll Pink Floyd was very cutting edge.

If they were so "cutting edge", then how come I only ever hear one song played on most music stations?

Great music doesn't necessarily get played on the radio.  That's not an accurate measure.

Well, it's interesting that when I select classic rock on XM or DirecTV music stations, I hear most every other band's many hits. In PF's case it's almost always The Wall or as I like to call it The Bed. To me, the song is boring, especially the long version. I'm ready for a nap 5 minutes into it.