I think my 3 dogs would all have something different to say:
Cookie (the one who had spinal surgery):
I love you, I love you, I love you. Can I lick you? For an hour? Hey, how come I'm in this crate?
Sammie (the Chi-on):
A bat farted in China! Danger! Danger! Danger!
Toby (the white haired terrier elder of the family):
Would someone shut that little dog up? I'm trying to take a nap.