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texts from my dog
« on: April 13, 2012, 11:59:42 PM »
These are hilarious - texts from my dog
http://textsfromdog.tumblr.com/

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Re: texts from my dog
« Reply #1 on: April 14, 2012, 10:27:34 AM »
Hilarious!

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Re: texts from my dog
« Reply #2 on: April 14, 2012, 12:15:21 PM »
Funny stuff man!
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Re: texts from my dog
« Reply #3 on: April 14, 2012, 02:53:19 PM »
I don't do texts.



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« Reply #4 on: April 14, 2012, 09:02:43 PM »
The best thing about dogs is that they can't talk...if they could they probably wouldn't be man's best friend.

Funny stuff Tom. :)
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Re: texts from my dog
« Reply #5 on: April 17, 2012, 09:00:53 AM »
The best thing about dogs is that they can't talk...if they could they probably wouldn't be man's best friend.

Funny stuff Tom. :)

My wife used to say that she wished our dog could talk.
I often had to remind her that the dog would only say things like:
"Someone's walking by...
SOMEONE'S WALKING BY...
SOMEONE'S WALKING BY!"

Seriously...That would be terrible.
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Re: texts from my dog
« Reply #6 on: April 17, 2012, 09:15:42 AM »
I think my 3 dogs would all have something different to say:

Cookie (the one who had spinal surgery):
 I love you, I love you, I love you. Can I lick you? For an hour? Hey, how come I'm in this crate?

Sammie (the Chi-on):
 A bat farted in China! Danger! Danger! Danger!

Toby (the white haired terrier elder of the family):
 Would someone shut that little dog up? I'm trying to take a nap.
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Re: texts from my dog
« Reply #7 on: April 17, 2012, 09:26:19 AM »
I love this comic - and I suspect it is not far from the truth.

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