I brew outside because SWMBO didn't like the smell and our vent took forever to clear the air. I agreed but its SWMBO's fault.
I don't have a beard because SWMBO doesn't like it when I do. Neither do I but its still SWMBO's fault.
SWMBO threatens to buy a chipper shredder when she's "upset" with me. The kids offer to help SWMBO pick one out. Its SWMBO's fault (even though I started the joke).
I'm trying to think of more ways I can use SWMBO in this post.
Most guys who layoff not doing something because SWMBO said so are usually saying "I agreed with her but can't admit that in front of my friends and I got something better out of it anyway, so there". Its a joke! Political correctness is killing this country by making people too worried about offending others to try new things. I for one would gladly welcome our new "boorish, creative overlords" if got us moving forward again.
Sorry for the rant. SWMBO just told me to go sit in the corner.