dear cops,
I will be brewing beer on Saturday morning, which will explain the brewing equipment. Do not be alarmed as there will also be bottles, caps, and capping equipment on the premises....however, I expect that we will be removing more alcohol (in the form of beer) from bottles on this day than we put into them. If you stop by, you are welcome to sample some, no warrant necessary. However, since this is home brewed beer, a combination of federal, state, and local law along with established tasting room norms and practices prohibits me from allowing you to remove any beer or equipment from my brewery without my express consent or that of a judge. You may only obtain my consent based on your behaviour and only if you bring your own container....I can't vouch for the judge, but bring him along too.