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Offline onthekeg

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I once had too Many Beers.
« on: August 28, 2012, 11:09:35 pm »
And then made a new thread about it.  Oh well, it was getting stuffy anyways.  :)

Offline beersk

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Re: I once had too Many Beers.
« Reply #1 on: August 29, 2012, 07:02:05 am »
On a weekday? Nice work, champ. Make us proud.
Jesse

Offline tomsawyer

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Re: I once had too Many Beers.
« Reply #2 on: August 29, 2012, 07:26:44 am »
"I once had too many beers,"

Sounds like the first line of a fine limerick.

and it caused me to speak without fears,
I posted my mind,
thought they'd be kind,
but all I received were some jeers.

Anybody do better?
Lennie
Hannibal, MO

narvin

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Re: I once had too Many Beers.
« Reply #3 on: August 29, 2012, 07:57:02 am »
... and couldn't hold back my leers
the gals at the pub
gave me such a chub
but I failed to get any rears.

Offline weithman5

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Re: I once had too Many Beers.
« Reply #4 on: August 29, 2012, 08:00:54 am »
I once had too many beers
I was slapped in the face for my leers
alone in bed i remained
but at least not detained
lack of thought till my head clears
Don AHA member

Offline weithman5

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Re: I once had too Many Beers.
« Reply #5 on: August 29, 2012, 08:01:52 am »
wow, narvin and i are on the same wavelength. not good for society
Don AHA member

Offline Delo

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Re: I once had too Many Beers.
« Reply #6 on: August 29, 2012, 08:06:17 am »
I once had too many beers
While hangin with all of my peers
Went to grab a Saison
But they were all gone
Which caused me to break out in tears.
Mark

narvin

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Re: I once had too Many Beers.
« Reply #7 on: August 29, 2012, 08:27:17 am »
wow, narvin and i are on the same wavelength. not good for society

 :D  Not as if we're speaking from experience or anything!

Offline morticaixavier

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Re: I once had too Many Beers.
« Reply #8 on: August 29, 2012, 08:33:58 am »
What about the haiku format?

Had Too Many Beers
Drinking allays all my fears
Morning Hangover
"Creativity is the residue of wasted time"
-A Einstein

"errors are [...] the portals of discovery"
- J Joyce

Offline ccfoo242

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Re: I once had too Many Beers.
« Reply #9 on: August 29, 2012, 08:45:32 pm »
What about the haiku format?

Had Too Many Beers
Drinking allays all my fears
Morning Hangover

*facepalm*

Intra cervisiam est deus.

Offline corkybstewart

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Re: I once had too Many Beers.
« Reply #10 on: August 29, 2012, 08:51:45 pm »
Y'all is too smart for me.
Life is wonderful in sunny White Signal New Mexico

Offline fatdogale

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Re: I once had too Many Beers.
« Reply #11 on: August 29, 2012, 10:05:11 pm »
... and couldn't hold back my leers
the gals at the pub
gave me such a chub
but I failed to get any rears.

I laughed out loud.
John Childs

Offline Alewyfe

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Re: I once had too Many Beers.
« Reply #12 on: August 29, 2012, 11:08:29 pm »
I once had too many beers.
The swimbo had nothing but sneers.
To avoid the ol' grouch,
I retired to the couch.
I haven't slept THAT well in years!
Diane
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Offline tschmidlin

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Re: I once had too Many Beers.
« Reply #13 on: August 30, 2012, 01:45:48 am »
I once had too many beers.
The swimbo had nothing but sneers.
To avoid the ol' grouch,
I retired to the couch.
I haven't slept THAT well in years!
:D

I once had too many beers
it killed the brain cells responsible
for counting and rhyming
thus ends my limerick
Tom Schmidlin

Offline jeffy

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Re: I once had too Many Beers.
« Reply #14 on: August 30, 2012, 05:11:21 am »
I once had too many beers
Spent way too much money for years
Though my fridge was all stocked
And my head was like "rocked"
My house payments kept getting arrears
Jeff Gladish, Tampa (989.3, 175.1 Apparent Rennarian)
Homebrewing since 1990
AHA member since 1991, now a lifetime member
BJCP judge since 1995