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Offline dak0415

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Re: I once had too Many Beers.
« Reply #15 on: August 30, 2012, 07:21:21 am »
I once had too many beers
Even though I've been drinking for years
I started to slouch
Threw up on the couch
Now it's on to more temperant frontiers
Dave Koenig
Anything worth doing - is worth overdoing!

Offline Delo

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Re: I once had too Many Beers.
« Reply #16 on: August 30, 2012, 08:02:01 am »
I once had too many beers
her complaints fell on my deaf ears
About little romance
and me not wearing pants
and how it's been that way for years
Mark

Offline tomsawyer

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Re: I once had too Many Beers.
« Reply #17 on: August 30, 2012, 08:12:57 am »
Awesome!  Keep'em coming, we'll vote on a winner tomorrow.
Lennie
Hannibal, MO

Offline Slowbrew

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Re: I once had too Many Beers.
« Reply #18 on: August 30, 2012, 08:24:04 am »
I once had too many beers,
I drank up every time they said CHEERS!
I thought I could fly,
I was lucky not to die
But my story brought the ER nurse to tears.

 8)

Edited injuries to story because I think it works better.
« Last Edit: August 30, 2012, 09:58:32 am by Slowbrew »
Where the heck are we going?  And what's with this hand basket?

Offline weithman5

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Re: I once had too Many Beers.
« Reply #19 on: August 30, 2012, 08:29:37 am »


I once had too many beers
it killed the brain cells responsible
for counting and rhyming
thus ends my limerick

i havent decided if that is more clever than funny, but damn funny
Don AHA member

Offline tomsawyer

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Re: I once had too Many Beers.
« Reply #20 on: August 30, 2012, 10:02:11 am »
I once had too many beers,
thanks to pressure from peers,
blew chunks from the bar
all the way to my car,
and the goo made it harder to steer(s).

Lennie
Hannibal, MO

Offline Alewyfe

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Re: I once had too Many Beers.
« Reply #21 on: August 30, 2012, 11:03:08 am »
I once had too many beers.
Most fun that I'd had in years.
We partied all night,
then toasted daylight.
Me and 1800 NHC conventioneers.
Diane
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Offline mihalybaci

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Re: I once had too Many Beers.
« Reply #22 on: August 30, 2012, 12:08:30 pm »
I once had too many beers,
and danced in front of my peers,
I fell asleep in some chair,
and woke up with no hair,
the time for revenge nears.

Offline weithman5

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Re: I once had too Many Beers.
« Reply #23 on: August 30, 2012, 12:23:36 pm »
i once had too many beers
oh, wait, that was vodka
Don AHA member

Offline Delo

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Re: I once had too Many Beers.
« Reply #24 on: August 30, 2012, 01:39:41 pm »
I once had too many beers
before I went shopping at Sears
I got kicked out of the store
For trying to score
With a couple of angry cashiers
Mark

Offline tomsawyer

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Re: I once had too Many Beers.
« Reply #25 on: August 30, 2012, 01:45:45 pm »
I was trying to work something in with Sears, nice work!
Lennie
Hannibal, MO

Offline alcaponejunior

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Re: I once had too Many Beers.
« Reply #26 on: August 31, 2012, 06:40:51 am »
I once had too many beers
so I gave in to my primal fears
that I'd have to drink bud
and turn into a CHUD
and eat brains for the rest of my years

Offline tomsawyer

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Re: I once had too Many Beers.
« Reply #27 on: August 31, 2012, 08:50:16 am »
OK now lets vote on our favorite.

I vote for my second one.

Voting is now closed.  Results will be tabulated and reported soon, but I think I have a good chance.
Lennie
Hannibal, MO

Offline jeffy

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Re: I once had too Many Beers.
« Reply #28 on: August 31, 2012, 09:51:29 am »
OK now lets vote on our favorite.

I vote for my second one.

Voting is now closed.  Results will be tabulated and reported soon, but I think I have a good chance.

Dang, missed the cut off.  I was going to vote for both of Diane's.
Jeff Gladish, Tampa (989.3, 175.1 Apparent Rennarian)
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AHA member since 1991, now a lifetime member
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Offline tomsawyer

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Re: I once had too Many Beers.
« Reply #29 on: August 31, 2012, 10:08:50 am »
OK if somebody can figure out how to list them we can have a real vote.
Lennie
Hannibal, MO