wow, narvin and i are on the same wavelength. not good for society
What about the haiku format?Had Too Many BeersDrinking allays all my fearsMorning Hangover
... and couldn't hold back my leersthe gals at the pubgave me such a chubbut I failed to get any rears.
I once had too many beers.The swimbo had nothing but sneers.To avoid the ol' grouch,I retired to the couch.I haven't slept THAT well in years!