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Offline dak0415

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Re: I once had too Many Beers.
« Reply #15 on: August 30, 2012, 06:21:21 AM »
I once had too many beers
Even though I've been drinking for years
I started to slouch
Threw up on the couch
Now it's on to more temperant frontiers
Dave Koenig
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Re: I once had too Many Beers.
« Reply #16 on: August 30, 2012, 07:02:01 AM »
I once had too many beers
her complaints fell on my deaf ears
About little romance
and me not wearing pants
and how it's been that way for years

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Re: I once had too Many Beers.
« Reply #17 on: August 30, 2012, 07:12:57 AM »
Awesome!  Keep'em coming, we'll vote on a winner tomorrow.
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Re: I once had too Many Beers.
« Reply #18 on: August 30, 2012, 07:24:04 AM »
I once had too many beers,
I drank up every time they said CHEERS!
I thought I could fly,
I was lucky not to die
But my story brought the ER nurse to tears.

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Edited injuries to story because I think it works better.
« Last Edit: August 30, 2012, 08:58:32 AM by Slowbrew »
Where the heck are we going?  And what's with this hand basket?

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Re: I once had too Many Beers.
« Reply #19 on: August 30, 2012, 07:29:37 AM »


I once had too many beers
it killed the brain cells responsible
for counting and rhyming
thus ends my limerick

i havent decided if that is more clever than funny, but damn funny
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Re: I once had too Many Beers.
« Reply #20 on: August 30, 2012, 09:02:11 AM »
I once had too many beers,
thanks to pressure from peers,
blew chunks from the bar
all the way to my car,
and the goo made it harder to steer(s).

Lennie
Hannibal, MO

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Re: I once had too Many Beers.
« Reply #21 on: August 30, 2012, 10:03:08 AM »
I once had too many beers.
Most fun that I'd had in years.
We partied all night,
then toasted daylight.
Me and 1800 NHC conventioneers.
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Re: I once had too Many Beers.
« Reply #22 on: August 30, 2012, 11:08:30 AM »
I once had too many beers,
and danced in front of my peers,
I fell asleep in some chair,
and woke up with no hair,
the time for revenge nears.

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Re: I once had too Many Beers.
« Reply #23 on: August 30, 2012, 11:23:36 AM »
i once had too many beers
oh, wait, that was vodka
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Re: I once had too Many Beers.
« Reply #24 on: August 30, 2012, 12:39:41 PM »
I once had too many beers
before I went shopping at Sears
I got kicked out of the store
For trying to score
With a couple of angry cashiers

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Re: I once had too Many Beers.
« Reply #25 on: August 30, 2012, 12:45:45 PM »
I was trying to work something in with Sears, nice work!
Lennie
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Re: I once had too Many Beers.
« Reply #26 on: August 31, 2012, 05:40:51 AM »
I once had too many beers
so I gave in to my primal fears
that I'd have to drink bud
and turn into a CHUD
and eat brains for the rest of my years

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Re: I once had too Many Beers.
« Reply #27 on: August 31, 2012, 07:50:16 AM »
OK now lets vote on our favorite.

I vote for my second one.

Voting is now closed.  Results will be tabulated and reported soon, but I think I have a good chance.
Lennie
Hannibal, MO

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Re: I once had too Many Beers.
« Reply #28 on: August 31, 2012, 08:51:29 AM »
OK now lets vote on our favorite.

I vote for my second one.

Voting is now closed.  Results will be tabulated and reported soon, but I think I have a good chance.

Dang, missed the cut off.  I was going to vote for both of Diane's.
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Re: I once had too Many Beers.
« Reply #29 on: August 31, 2012, 09:08:50 AM »
OK if somebody can figure out how to list them we can have a real vote.
Lennie
Hannibal, MO