It is things like this that want me to hang up this computer job. I could get a ranch/farm, raise corn to feed my hogs, distill the corn into my own ethanol (for my car!, right), and from this months Brew Your Own, make sauerkraut and malt vinegar to sell in the market, have a garden, grow my own hops,,,, Hell might as well grow some barley and start malting.
I think I just figured out my plan for retirement!