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Offline bluefoxicy

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Re: Zombie apoclypse survival....
« Reply #15 on: October 31, 2012, 11:17:08 am »
when it comes to zombies i think destruction and not merely subduing(is that a word) is in order.

What about the people who are looking for food and fresh water, and coming for your stores?

Remove the zombies and you still have a problem...

Offline weithman5

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Re: Zombie apoclypse survival....
« Reply #16 on: October 31, 2012, 11:22:54 am »
touche salesman, but i either destroy them or use them, or subdue them and feed them to the zombies hmmmmm.
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Re: Zombie apoclypse survival....
« Reply #18 on: November 08, 2012, 05:22:19 pm »
I'm going "Full-Zombie" and eating all your F'n brains!

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Re: Zombie apoclypse survival....
« Reply #19 on: November 08, 2012, 10:44:45 pm »
I'm going "Full-Zombie" and eating all your F'n brains!
You've got a long way to shuffle and shamble to get to my house.  See you in a few years. :)
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Re: Zombie apoclypse survival....
« Reply #21 on: November 09, 2012, 05:31:48 am »
i have a contingency plan for taking complete control of the costco by me. plenty of provisions

oh don't forget to limber up and double tap

As a side note, Costco is ground zero for zombies. Just go into any Costco anywhere with a purpose and you will find the store filled with zombies. They tend to block the isles, particularly around the feeding stations. Be careful around these slack jawed Costco Zombies running into you with their overfilled shopping carts, or their contagion may infect you as well...

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Re: Zombie apoclypse survival....
« Reply #22 on: November 09, 2012, 07:33:43 am »
i have a contingency plan for taking complete control of the costco by me. plenty of provisions

oh don't forget to limber up and double tap

As a side note, Costco is ground zero for zombies. Just go into any Costco anywhere with a purpose and you will find the store filled with zombies. They tend to block the isles, particularly around the feeding stations. Be careful around these slack jawed Costco Zombies running into you with their overfilled shopping carts, or their contagion may infect you as well...

i guess i need to empty the place out first.

gmac don't turn in to a zombie till you are closer to seattle becasuse as Tom points out you have a long way to shuffle. and it is well documented that zombies move even slower when they are frozen.
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Re: Zombie apoclypse survival....
« Reply #23 on: November 09, 2012, 07:59:25 am »
You guys are thinking of US zombies.  Canadian zombies are like cheetahs.  Brain eatin' toque wearing cheetahs.
I figure it's best to be on the winning team...

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Zombie apoclypse survival....
« Reply #24 on: November 09, 2012, 08:39:59 am »
Life begins at 60.....1.060, that is!

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Re: Zombie apoclypse survival....
« Reply #25 on: November 09, 2012, 08:55:58 am »
You guys are thinking of US zombies.  Canadian zombies are like cheetahs.  Brain eatin' toque wearing cheetahs.
I figure it's best to be on the winning team...

well there goes my back up plan of going in to the far frozen north with a lawn mower so i could just mow down the zombie popsicles 8)
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Re: Zombie apoclypse survival....
« Reply #26 on: November 09, 2012, 10:38:51 am »
You guys are thinking of US zombies.  Canadian zombies are like cheetahs.  Brain eatin' [With Cheese and Gravy]toque wearing cheetahs.
I figure it's best to be on the winning team...
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