Fell asleep with a beer in your hand! Good thing it wasn't a cigar!
Geez what a nightmare that would have been! At 30% body-fat I would have burned for a long time...
The first principle is that you must not fool yourself, and you are the easiest person to fool. -Richard P. Feynman
Laws are spider-webs, which catch the little flies, but cannot hold the big ones. -Anacharsis