[capozzoli]

Never expect, cause you will make an (ex) out of (pec) and (t).

[brewboy]

I may be fat, but you're ugly and I can diet.

[weazletoe]

I'm built for comfort, not for speed.

[speed]

what do you mean you aren't built for me, i'm appalled

[weazletoe]

Am I allowed to use the fat chick / moped analogy here? Cause this would be the perfect thread for it?! 

[bluesman]

I'm built for comfort, not for speed.

Reminds me of Good Ole Holin' Wolf

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kkv8e6aUcxc

[mikeypedersen]

Am I allowed to use the fat chick / moped analogy here? Cause this would be the perfect thread for it?! 

Forgot about that one......Nice. 

[denny]

Am I allowed to use the fat chick / moped analogy here? Cause this would be the perfect thread for it?! 

No but you ARE allowed to use the fat guy homebrewer analogy! 

[weazletoe]

No but you ARE allowed to use the fat guy homebrewer analogy! 

I think I'll stick to mopeds......

[hamiltont]

Getting things back on track here: 

What goes around, comes around.   A motto I try to live by!!!

[The Professor]

Two of my favorites...one is food for thought, the other is a thought from a fool.


"Reality is merely and illusion, albeit a persistent one"
                                 --Albert Einstein


"There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home."
                              --Ken Olson, president of Digital Equipment Corp. 1977

[bluesman]

Even a clock that does not work is right twice a day.

If you chase two rabbits, you will not catch either one.

Tomorrow always comes, and today is never yesterday.

[yugamrap]

A few of my favorites, and where I learned or heard them

"Opinions are like asses...everyone has one, and most of 'em stink." - my dad

"The hardest part of any job is getting started."  - my grandfather

"Do what you wanna, do what you will, just don't mess up your neighbor's thrill" - Frank Zappa (a version of "live, and let live")

"He's so stupid, he's gotta take off a shoe to count past 10." - a guy I used to work with

"He's dumber than a box of rocks." - a family friend

[rabid_dingo]

The gates are down, the lights are flashing, but there is no train coming...

"Pickle-washer!" (a great sub for a---ole, jerk, PITA...etc)

And one my Grandfather told me roughly translated: Jump in when there is a mud puddle.
Used by him when I was being modest. He had offered to buy me a snack or drink at a grocer...

[dean]

"Does a bear shat in the woods?"

In case anyone asks you that... the answer is "No, they shat in the road unless one is not available."      (and they will go some distance out of their way to do it too... you might think its public restroom for them.)