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Re: Old Sayings - Cryptic Quotes
« Reply #60 on: March 02, 2010, 12:12:37 PM »
Never expect, cause you will make an (ex) out of (pec) and (t).
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Re: Old Sayings - Cryptic Quotes
« Reply #61 on: March 02, 2010, 01:34:16 PM »
I may be fat, but you're ugly and I can diet.

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Re: Old Sayings - Cryptic Quotes
« Reply #62 on: March 02, 2010, 04:04:46 PM »
I'm built for comfort, not for speed.
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Re: Old Sayings - Cryptic Quotes
« Reply #63 on: March 02, 2010, 10:42:26 PM »
what do you mean you aren't built for me, i'm appalled :'(

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Re: Old Sayings - Cryptic Quotes
« Reply #64 on: March 04, 2010, 06:22:36 AM »
Am I allowed to use the fat chick / moped analogy here? Cause this would be the perfect thread for it?!  ;D
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Re: Old Sayings - Cryptic Quotes
« Reply #65 on: March 04, 2010, 07:51:02 AM »
I'm built for comfort, not for speed.

Reminds me of Good Ole Holin' Wolf

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Re: Old Sayings - Cryptic Quotes
« Reply #66 on: March 04, 2010, 08:55:52 AM »
Am I allowed to use the fat chick / moped analogy here? Cause this would be the perfect thread for it?!  ;D
Forgot about that one......Nice.  ;D

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Re: Old Sayings - Cryptic Quotes
« Reply #67 on: March 04, 2010, 10:14:40 AM »
Am I allowed to use the fat chick / moped analogy here? Cause this would be the perfect thread for it?!  ;D

No but you ARE allowed to use the fat guy homebrewer analogy!  ;)
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Re: Old Sayings - Cryptic Quotes
« Reply #68 on: March 04, 2010, 11:26:20 AM »

No but you ARE allowed to use the fat guy homebrewer analogy!  ;)

I think I'll stick to mopeds...... :o
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Re: Old Sayings - Cryptic Quotes
« Reply #69 on: March 04, 2010, 12:22:20 PM »
Getting things back on track here:  ;D

What goes around, comes around.   A motto I try to live by!!!
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Re: Old Sayings - Cryptic Quotes
« Reply #70 on: March 04, 2010, 01:05:30 PM »
Two of my favorites...one is food for thought, the other is a thought from a fool.


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Re: Old Sayings - Cryptic Quotes
« Reply #71 on: March 04, 2010, 02:23:22 PM »
Even a clock that does not work is right twice a day.

If you chase two rabbits, you will not catch either one.

Tomorrow always comes, and today is never yesterday.
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Re: Old Sayings - Cryptic Quotes
« Reply #72 on: March 06, 2010, 06:49:26 PM »
A few of my favorites, and where I learned or heard them

"Opinions are like asses...everyone has one, and most of 'em stink." - my dad

"The hardest part of any job is getting started."  - my grandfather

"Do what you wanna, do what you will, just don't mess up your neighbor's thrill" - Frank Zappa (a version of "live, and let live")

"He's so stupid, he's gotta take off a shoe to count past 10." - a guy I used to work with

"He's dumber than a box of rocks." - a family friend

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Re: Old Sayings - Cryptic Quotes
« Reply #73 on: March 10, 2010, 10:46:42 PM »
The gates are down, the lights are flashing, but there is no train coming...

"Pickle-washer!" (a great sub for a---ole, jerk, PITA...etc)

And one my Grandfather told me roughly translated: Jump in when there is a mud puddle.
Used by him when I was being modest. He had offered to buy me a snack or drink at a grocer...
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Re: Old Sayings - Cryptic Quotes
« Reply #74 on: March 11, 2010, 07:15:13 AM »
"Does a bear shat in the woods?"

In case anyone asks you that... the answer is "No, they shat in the road unless one is not available."   :D   (and they will go some distance out of their way to do it too... you might think its public restroom for them.)   :D 
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