BTW, this thread title made me think that you'd knocked up your Wife. LMAO! Wearing a kilt all the time, it's bound to happen sooner or later.
you can show us how NOT to wear pants!
Now that you'll be living closer to Denny and me, we could all get togther. I'll show Denny how to whirlpool, he'll show me how to sparge a Rye mash, and you can show us how NOT to wear pants!