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Sh!t Beer Geeks Say
« on: April 24, 2013, 03:43:54 PM »
This is hilarious.
http://vimeo.com/64558227
I bet we are guilty of uttering at leadt one of these phrases.  :D
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Sh!t Beer Geeks Say
« Reply #1 on: April 24, 2013, 05:31:31 PM »
White stout :). Mmmm

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Re: Sh!t Beer Geeks Say
« Reply #2 on: April 24, 2013, 05:50:26 PM »
"I think I'm having a lupulin threshold shift..." ;D
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Re: Sh!t Beer Geeks Say
« Reply #3 on: April 24, 2013, 06:06:05 PM »
I'm from Klickitat, our beer geeks still use the term "barley pop"

"Friends don't let friends drink bad beer"


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Re: Sh!t Beer Geeks Say
« Reply #4 on: April 24, 2013, 06:46:29 PM »
"Its like being smashed in the face by a christmas tree with mangoes in it."

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Re: Sh!t Beer Geeks Say
« Reply #5 on: April 25, 2013, 06:50:03 PM »
The wife got that link from a friend, who is from Australia, she says that she knows some of those guys.
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Re: Sh!t Beer Geeks Say
« Reply #6 on: April 26, 2013, 05:04:13 AM »
Great video...yes, I've said some of those things ::)
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Re: Sh!t Beer Geeks Say
« Reply #7 on: May 02, 2013, 01:35:49 PM »
Funny and guilty.

My favorite was "Whoa that's hideously infected... unless it's a lambic in which case it's awesome!"
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Re: Sh!t Beer Geeks Say
« Reply #8 on: May 02, 2013, 06:03:19 PM »
tastes like a contract beer.

seriously, those are the kind of guys I would just have to smack.
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Re: Sh!t Beer Geeks Say
« Reply #9 on: May 02, 2013, 06:17:41 PM »
"I think it's contract brewed. I can smell the contract."

Funny skit!
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Re: Sh!t Beer Geeks Say
« Reply #10 on: May 02, 2013, 09:09:36 PM »
I'm from Klickitat, our beer geeks still use the term "barley pop"

"Friends don't let friends drink bad beer"

In Pittsburgh, my father and his relatives called it "Polish Pop."
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Re: Sh!t Beer Geeks Say
« Reply #11 on: May 03, 2013, 04:50:57 AM »
Freaking hilarious !  I'm guilty on a few counts.
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Re: Sh!t Beer Geeks Say
« Reply #12 on: May 03, 2013, 06:14:46 AM »
YouTube beer reviews are the best. Basically name a body part then name  as many ingredients or flavors as you can but put a y at the end. Such as: the nose is malty yeasty watery estery grainy hoppy. The tongue is bitter on the front but really malty grainy toasty roasty carmely raisiny plumby clovy with a bitterness on the back but sweeter than you would expect. You can really taste the attenuation on this one. Not bad for a fruit based malt liquor!
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Re: Sh!t Beer Geeks Say
« Reply #13 on: May 03, 2013, 06:23:47 AM »
One of the You Tube reviewers likes to talk about the "typical fruity lager yeast character" which is evidently present in all the lagers he reviews. He must buy different lagers than I do.
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Re: Sh!t Beer Geeks Say
« Reply #14 on: May 03, 2013, 06:42:36 AM »
No he just has a much more sophisticated tongue nose lips configuration than we do.