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Re: I am bored and wish to be entertained
« Reply #15 on: March 03, 2010, 11:47:58 AM »
In the days when I was playing in bands, I once cleared an entire bar full of drunks by singing one verse of "Mustang Sally"!  Yes, I'm that bad....

Useful to know if we ever have too rowdy a crowd at club night or pro brewer's night.

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Re: I am bored and wish to be entertained
« Reply #16 on: March 03, 2010, 11:52:13 AM »
If I'm just buzzed enough a dead ringer for Sinatra singing New York

Hell, I only need a cup of coffee for that. I love Sinatra.

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Re: I am bored and wish to be entertained
« Reply #17 on: March 03, 2010, 11:53:32 AM »
If I'm just buzzed enough a dead ringer for Sinatra singing New York

In the days when I was playing in bands, I once cleared an entire bar full of drunks by singing one verse of "Mustang Sally"!  Yes, I'm that bad....

 :D  :D  :D

Denny that's too funny.

You can't be that bad.... can you?  :-\
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Re: I am bored and wish to be entertained
« Reply #18 on: March 03, 2010, 12:07:26 PM »
Where and when is NHC?
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Re: I am bored and wish to be entertained
« Reply #19 on: March 03, 2010, 12:12:09 PM »
If I'm just buzzed enough a dead ringer for Sinatra singing New York

In the days when I was playing in bands, I once cleared an entire bar full of drunks by singing one verse of "Mustang Sally"!  Yes, I'm that bad....

 :D  :D  :D

Denny that's too funny.

You can't be that bad.... can you?  :-\

I wish I could say no....
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Re: I am bored and wish to be entertained
« Reply #21 on: March 03, 2010, 12:21:08 PM »
If I bring the ukulele to NHC this summer, I'd say our GC meeting is in danger!

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Re: I am bored and wish to be entertained
« Reply #22 on: March 03, 2010, 03:41:00 PM »
I can catch an unwrapped roll of quarters off of my elbow, like in that episode of Happy Days.
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Re: I am bored and wish to be entertained
« Reply #23 on: March 03, 2010, 05:26:44 PM »
I can snort a string up my nose, and yak it out my mouth. I can also shoot Iced tear out of my left eye.
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Re: I am bored and wish to be entertained
« Reply #24 on: March 03, 2010, 05:49:43 PM »
How do you ice your tears?
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Re: I am bored and wish to be entertained
« Reply #25 on: March 03, 2010, 05:58:10 PM »
I can hold my breath for four minutes.

I'm also really fast at mental math, but somehow that never comes up at parties.
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Re: I am bored and wish to be entertained
« Reply #26 on: March 03, 2010, 07:35:57 PM »
I can snort a string up my nose, and yak it out my mouth. I can also shoot Iced tear out of my left eye.
Ahh, the real trick is to snort it up one side of your nose and out the other!
You know that there is a Guiness Book World Record for the distance you can shoot milk out of your eye?
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Re: I am bored and wish to be entertained
« Reply #27 on: March 04, 2010, 06:20:46 AM »

Maybe you could start the beer record!

Carbonated drink are WAY to painful!
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Re: I am bored and wish to be entertained
« Reply #28 on: March 04, 2010, 07:56:03 AM »
I can snort a string up my nose, and yak it out my mouth.

But if you could snort out the other side of your nose and and tie it into a surgeons knot....only then would be impressed.   ;D

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Re: I am bored and wish to be entertained
« Reply #29 on: March 06, 2010, 06:59:30 PM »
I can snort a string up my nose, and yak it out my mouth. I can also shoot Iced tear out of my left eye.
Why does this not surprise me?!   ;)

For some reason, my wife and kids seem to find my mere existence entertaining.  Either they're too easily amused - or I'm a complete dork.  Unfortunately, I think it's probably the latter....   :-[
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