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Re: I am bored and wish to be entertained
« Reply #30 on: March 12, 2010, 07:47:45 PM »
I can open a beer bottle with a water bottle, a lighter, my wallet or a knife (gotta work on the paper trick).  I can do a passable impression of Miss Piggy, Yoda, Jar-Jar Binks, and Chewbacca.  I do Scottish, Jamaican and Australian Accents.  I can also do the sounds of a cow elk call, a duck, a howler monkey and a poodle throwing up.  For the finale, I can recite the Greek alphabet 3 times in under 13 seconds.

Lots of useless tricks that mostly just entertain family members and annoy my wonderful, patient wife.

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Re: I am bored and wish to be entertained
« Reply #31 on: March 12, 2010, 10:30:40 PM »
Yes, but can you do a duck with a Jamaican accent?
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Re: I am bored and wish to be entertained
« Reply #32 on: March 13, 2010, 07:38:51 AM »
For the finale, I can recite the Greek alphabet 3 times in under 13 seconds.

And what kind of training program did you go through that gave you that skill?  ;)
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Re: I am bored and wish to be entertained
« Reply #33 on: March 13, 2010, 08:11:37 AM »
I routinely use a regular butane lighter as a bottle opener.  Doesn't seem very entertaining to me but it seems to generate awe in the masses.

Never have understood why people couldn't figure that one out. Easy to do but you can drop jaws.

I'm only 5' 8" tall but can kick over a 6' 2" persons head. Always seems to surprise someone when they find your foot an inch away from their face.

I'm 6'3" so I will refrain from letting you try that on me.
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Re: I am bored and wish to be entertained
« Reply #34 on: March 13, 2010, 09:04:23 AM »
5' 8" ?  No wonder we never "see eye to eye".  ;)
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Re: I am bored and wish to be entertained
« Reply #35 on: March 13, 2010, 10:18:12 AM »
LOL. Yeah, I'm not a very big guy. I'm also only 158 lbs. I work out with around 245 on bench though, if that counts for anything.  ;D

I should add, that kicking trick, while amusing to me, is not a favorite of others. :-\
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Re: I am bored and wish to be entertained
« Reply #36 on: March 13, 2010, 12:04:02 PM »
Sorry, I just couldn't pass that up. No offense meant.

Cheers.

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Re: I am bored and wish to be entertained
« Reply #37 on: March 13, 2010, 05:02:15 PM »
Sorry, I just couldn't pass that up. No offense meant.

Cheers.

Absolutely none taken! In fact, I have had to put up with lots of short jokes all my like. For some reason most of my friends are 6 foot or taller. Come to think of it, I don't think I have a close friend shorter than me. That's weird. I never thought about that before until now.

These are only 6 gallon kettles. You can see how short I am. Look at those guns though.  :P

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Re: I am bored and wish to be entertained
« Reply #38 on: March 13, 2010, 05:37:16 PM »
ROFL

If those are 6 gallon kettles you need a job with Wonka

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Re: I am bored and wish to be entertained
« Reply #39 on: March 13, 2010, 10:29:21 PM »
We have a real tiny Tim!

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Re: I am bored and wish to be entertained
« Reply #40 on: March 14, 2010, 12:09:21 AM »
Sorry, I just couldn't pass that up. No offense meant.

Cheers.

Absolutely none taken! In fact, I have had to put up with lots of short jokes all my like. For some reason most of my friends are 6 foot or taller. Come to think of it, I don't think I have a close friend shorter than me. That's weird. I never thought about that before until now.

These are only 6 gallon kettles. You can see how short I am. Look at those guns though.  :P



Wait, you built a catwalk?
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Re: I am bored and wish to be entertained
« Reply #41 on: March 14, 2010, 06:04:15 AM »
That was one of the trial runs on our 1.5 bbl system.
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Re: I am bored and wish to be entertained
« Reply #42 on: March 14, 2010, 09:26:35 AM »
I'm confused by your lack of a sidearm is all.  ;D
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Re: I am bored and wish to be entertained
« Reply #43 on: March 14, 2010, 10:25:41 AM »
I'm glad I'm not the only one who doesn't see any guns?

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« Reply #44 on: March 14, 2010, 12:46:19 PM »
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