I can open a beer bottle with a water bottle, a lighter, my wallet or a knife (gotta work on the paper trick). I can do a passable impression of Miss Piggy, Yoda, Jar-Jar Binks, and Chewbacca. I do Scottish, Jamaican and Australian Accents. I can also do the sounds of a cow elk call, a duck, a howler monkey and a poodle throwing up. For the finale, I can recite the Greek alphabet 3 times in under 13 seconds.
Lots of useless tricks that mostly just entertain family members and annoy my wonderful, patient wife.