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Funny one
« on: June 20, 2013, 02:42:05 PM »
Male Vs. Female Logic

Woman:  Do you drink beer?

Man:  Yes.

Woman:  How many beers a day?

Man:  Usually about 3.

Woman:  How much do you pay per beer?

Man:  $5.00 which includes a tip.

Woman:  And how long have you been drinking?

Man:  About 20 years, I suppose.

Woman:  So a beer costs $5 and you have 3 beers a day which puts your spending each month at $450. In one year, it would be approximately $5400, correct?

Man:  Correct.

Woman:  If in 1 year you spend $5400, not accounting for inflation, the past 20 years puts your spending at $108,000, correct?

Man:  Correct.

Woman:  Do you know that if you didn't drink so much beer, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?

Man:  Do you drink beer?

Woman:  No.

Man:  Where's your Ferrari?
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« Reply #1 on: June 20, 2013, 03:20:47 PM »
This put a smile on my face after a long, hot, aggravating day.....thanks!

Yes, I'm having a beer...moving on to possibly, several:)
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Re: Funny one
« Reply #2 on: June 20, 2013, 03:22:10 PM »
Smiling too  ;D
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Re: Funny one
« Reply #3 on: June 20, 2013, 05:53:24 PM »
Haha, nice! 

Female logic, a contradiction in terms. heh
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Re: Funny one
« Reply #4 on: June 20, 2013, 06:40:20 PM »
I laughed. Yes I did.
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Re: Funny one
« Reply #5 on: June 21, 2013, 04:52:10 AM »
CH3CH2OH - Without it, life itself would be impossible.

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