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Offline gymrat

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Has anyone noticed
« on: June 21, 2013, 11:26:03 pm »
that people at a swim up bar can drink for hours without going to the bathroom?
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Re: Has anyone noticed
« Reply #1 on: June 22, 2013, 05:36:23 am »
Why yes, now that you mention it...
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Has anyone noticed
« Reply #2 on: June 22, 2013, 06:43:14 am »


You mean this....
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Re: Has anyone noticed
« Reply #3 on: June 22, 2013, 06:46:23 am »
They need a swim up chili dog bar

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Re: Has anyone noticed
« Reply #4 on: June 22, 2013, 07:05:15 am »


You mean this....
Damn you're killing me !  Funny stuff.
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Has anyone noticed
« Reply #5 on: June 22, 2013, 07:53:35 am »
Haha. That is too funny...yet disturbingly true.
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Re: Has anyone noticed
« Reply #6 on: June 22, 2013, 09:35:48 am »
That's funny!  Reminds me of last summer my wife, daughter and I went to Vegas and stayed at the MGM.  They have a great pool and the lazy river is fun, especially for my daughter.  However, as we were floating around that lazy river, I noticed a lot of people just hanging around inside the lazy river along the side drinking buckets of beer.  But I'm sure they all went to the restrooms when they had to go  ???
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Re: Has anyone noticed
« Reply #7 on: June 22, 2013, 09:37:44 am »
They need a swim up chili dog bar

I'll raise your chili dog bar for a swim up fish taco bar!
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Re: Has anyone noticed
« Reply #8 on: June 22, 2013, 06:15:54 pm »
Dang, that would be awesome. Or a swim up all you can eat pizza and chicken wings bar. Like Izzy's

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Re: Re: Has anyone noticed
« Reply #9 on: June 22, 2013, 09:24:39 pm »
Dang, that would be awesome. Or a swim up all you can eat pizza and chicken wings bar. Like Izzy's

They'd need one of those skimmers they use to clean up oil spills

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Offline yugamrap

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Re: Has anyone noticed
« Reply #10 on: June 24, 2013, 10:57:42 am »
Yeah - exactly why a swim-up bar has no appeal to me.  Same goes for indoor water parks.
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Re: Has anyone noticed
« Reply #11 on: June 24, 2013, 12:43:20 pm »
Guys! Did you know that whales and junk totally pee in the ocean, like, all the time?!?!

Seriously though, urine is sterile, so as long as that ALL that's in there, whatever. Swimming in a pool with babies in it is much more distressing to me.
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Re: Has anyone noticed
« Reply #12 on: June 25, 2013, 06:20:02 am »
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Re: Has anyone noticed
« Reply #13 on: June 25, 2013, 07:22:13 am »
/\/\/\/\ YES.
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Re: Has anyone noticed
« Reply #14 on: June 25, 2013, 08:44:22 am »
Guys! Did you know that whales and junk totally pee in the ocean, like, all the time?!?!

Seriously though, urine is sterile, so as long as that ALL that's in there, whatever. Swimming in a pool with babies in it is much more distressing to me.
Very true, but it's one of those things that once you've thought about it, it's difficult to get over and jump in. 
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