The kimchi experiment seems to be going well. I'll try it this weekend. Unfortunately, my wife may never let me make it again. Sounds about right. On the other hand, my wife complains less about my less odoriferous experiments than she used to.
Ah, relativity. I hope that works for me. We tried the kimchi last night and I think it tastes fantastic. My wife didn't mind it, but she can't get over the smell. I don't think it's that bad. It doesn't help that I laugh when she says she going to hurl.