I hope to finally get started on a book I've been talking to Brewers Publications about.
It's about time. 
I'd say. Let me know if you want or need a ghost writer.
I'm afraid of ghosts....
My mother will be pleased that all those years I spent as an English major may finally come to something!
Those years never come to anything, even if you end up being published. Could be worse. Could've been philosophy.
And if you say you minored, I'm driving out there to slap you. And drink your beer. Maybe just hang out.