Hah! A bolts denier, and a fair-weather SF fan. The last time SF won a Super Bowl was over 18 years ago, but it was against the bolts, so you can pick up one of those rings on eBay, cheap.
Can't really blame you though. If I lived in San Diego I would pay to make sure the games are blacked-out, and take up badminton.
I grew up a niner fan on Oahu. Since you like to beat the super bowl thing to death, you should know that.
What the heck does that mean? I do know that Oahu is the sacrificial anode of the Hawaiian Islands. There are more Oakland fans and Seattle fans than SF fans over there these days. Everybody that had SF jerseys all traded them in for Ravens jerseys back in February.
I think there is one bolts fan over there too, but it may just be that he got his jersey at the Salvation Army store.