[dimik]

You could always get immunized against zombies by trappist style beers for some extra protection.

[weazletoe]

Dude, I would freak at the sight of a Zombnado! It the Zombnado was shot at to stop it, the winds would throw any bullet of track. And don't even think of going near one with a chainsaw! You would be pulled into the "suck zone" the minute you got within head cutting off range.  You're only hope of surviving a Zombnado would be Chuck Norris somewhere in the tri-city area. End of story!!

[speed]

i keep tellin' you guys we've only got 21 months until the end of the world, this is just the beginning

[narcout]

Just preparing to go to bed at 4 PDT when suddenly 15 miles away.. a 4.4 magnitude.

Knocked a couple things off the wall and pretty much scotched the idea of sleep anytime soon.

http://quake.usgs.gov/recenteqs/Quakes/ci14601172.htm

Yeah, this one woke me up.