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Re: Here's a typical craft beer bar menu
« Reply #1 on: October 02, 2013, 04:37:26 AM »
I needed a laugh, that made me laugh.  Thanks Jeff!
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Re: Here's a typical craft beer bar menu
« Reply #2 on: October 02, 2013, 05:25:57 AM »
My favorite...but when do you release it?

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Re: Here's a typical craft beer bar menu
« Reply #3 on: October 02, 2013, 06:24:35 AM »
This made me laugh all the way through.
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Re: Here's a typical craft beer bar menu
« Reply #4 on: October 02, 2013, 06:43:46 AM »
That's funny, I was just about to post this here myself. Pretty damn funny all the way through (and true)

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Re: Here's a typical craft beer bar menu
« Reply #5 on: October 02, 2013, 06:57:56 AM »
That's really funny!  I particularly liked "Now you know what "brown" tastes like." 
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Re: Here's a typical craft beer bar menu
« Reply #6 on: October 02, 2013, 07:03:03 AM »
LOL to the DFH dig.
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Re: Here's a typical craft beer bar menu
« Reply #7 on: October 02, 2013, 07:53:59 AM »
Ha!  Funny stuff!
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Re: Here's a typical craft beer bar menu
« Reply #8 on: October 02, 2013, 09:11:22 AM »
Pure poetry!

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Re: Here's a typical craft beer bar menu
« Reply #9 on: October 02, 2013, 09:34:44 AM »
Hiarious...Thanks for posting.
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Re: Here's a typical craft beer bar menu
« Reply #10 on: October 02, 2013, 09:54:44 AM »
Hilarious.  :)
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Re: Here's a typical craft beer bar menu
« Reply #11 on: October 02, 2013, 10:47:13 AM »
Great stuff  ;D
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Re: Here's a typical craft beer bar menu
« Reply #12 on: October 02, 2013, 01:38:55 PM »
That's really funny!  I particularly liked "Now you know what "brown" tastes like."
Now I know, because my wife would always say my brown ale tasted brown. I'm glad brown has a taste :D

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Re: Here's a typical craft beer bar menu
« Reply #13 on: October 02, 2013, 03:37:30 PM »
I was familiar with brown. Then I watched Drew's presentation brewing on the ones. Shot beverage out my nose when he was making his point against having a bunch of different malts in your recipe. Just tastes... brown. Brilliant!

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Re: Here's a typical craft beer bar menu
« Reply #14 on: October 02, 2013, 07:29:23 PM »
I don't get it.
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