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Offline Pinski

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Re: Converting you wife
« Reply #15 on: November 07, 2013, 10:34:40 am »
Protein rest to convert my wife....  I'll give it a try.   8)

A hotter mash will get you more sweetness.
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Offline Joe Sr.

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Re: Converting you wife
« Reply #16 on: November 07, 2013, 11:55:01 am »
Protein rest to convert my wife....  I'll give it a try.   8)

A hotter mash will get you more sweetness.

Do you stir that mash?  And if so, clockwise or counter-clockwise?
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Re: Converting you wife
« Reply #17 on: November 07, 2013, 01:20:26 pm »
Protein rest to convert my wife....  I'll give it a try.   8)

A hotter mash will get you more sweetness.

Do you stir that mash?  And if so, clockwise or counter-clockwise?
Wasn't that Jerry Seinfeld's signature move?
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Re: Converting you wife
« Reply #18 on: November 07, 2013, 03:49:08 pm »
Wasn't that Jerry Seinfeld's signature move?

Bingo!
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Re: Converting you wife
« Reply #19 on: November 07, 2013, 04:05:28 pm »
Wasn't that Jerry Seinfeld's signature move?

Bingo!
Yep.  And George ruined it by working in a knuckle somehow. Priceless !
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Re: Converting you wife
« Reply #20 on: November 07, 2013, 05:52:41 pm »
Its the SWIRL at the end

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Re: Converting you wife
« Reply #21 on: November 07, 2013, 06:07:21 pm »
:D    You just have to be sure not to "stop short" like Frank Costanza.
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Re: Converting you wife
« Reply #22 on: November 08, 2013, 05:01:05 am »
I've even tried adding a few pounds of 6 row, but still not having any luck here.

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Re: Converting you wife
« Reply #23 on: November 08, 2013, 05:13:42 am »
I thought "wife" was the outcome of the conversion process.  If you let things progress past that you run the risk of infections like devoice.   ;)

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