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Too drunk....
« on: March 27, 2010, 11:03:52 AM »
A Pennsylvania man attempted to resuscitate "a road-killed opossum," state police say.

But this was one possum who wasn't playing possum -- the ugly creature remained dead.

Troopers responding to the scene in Oliver Township on Thursday determined that Donald J. Wolfe, 55, of Brookville, was drunk, according to the police report.

Several witnesses observed Wolfe's failed resurrection of the flattened marsupial, police said. It was not immediately clear how he endeavored to restore the possum's life.

The arresting officer in the incident was unavailable for comment Friday. Attempts to reach Wolfe were also unsuccessful.

Wolfe will be charged with one charge of public drunkenness, police said.
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Re: Too drunk....
« Reply #1 on: March 27, 2010, 11:47:12 AM »
 

Only in PA.

You know what they say about PA, Philly on one side Pittsburgh on the other.everything in between is Alabama.

Usually they are trying to eat the road kill possum not resuscitate it.
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Re: Too drunk....
« Reply #2 on: March 27, 2010, 03:48:43 PM »


Only in PA.

You know what they say about PA, Philly on one side Pittsburgh on the other.everything in between is Alabama.

Usually they are trying to eat the road kill possum not resuscitate it.

What's great about this is I'm from Central PA and I now live in Alabama.  ;D Capp - please tell me your from Jersey.... PLEASE!!!  :P
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Re: Too drunk....
« Reply #3 on: March 27, 2010, 04:13:00 PM »
I am indeed from NJ.  Born and raised in beautiful, Historic Camden NJ.

Only made the long and arduous journey to Philadelphia about 22 years ago.
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Re: Too drunk....
« Reply #4 on: March 27, 2010, 06:03:39 PM »
I am indeed from NJ.  Born and raised in beautiful, Historic Camden NJ.

Only made the long and arduous journey to Philadelphia about 22 years ago.

At least you went from the fire to the pan instead of ther other way.  At least you're not from Chester. :o
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Re: Too drunk....
« Reply #5 on: March 27, 2010, 08:00:03 PM »
I am indeed from NJ.  Born and raised in beautiful, Historic Camden NJ.

Only made the long and arduous journey to Philadelphia about 22 years ago.

At least you went from the fire to the pan instead of ther other way.  At least you're not from Chester. :o

ROFL  ;D

but not too far frome there.   :D
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Re: Too drunk....
« Reply #6 on: March 27, 2010, 08:31:22 PM »


Only in PA.

You know what they say about PA, Philly on one side Pittsburgh on the other.everything in between is Alabama.

Usually they are trying to eat the road kill possum not resuscitate it.

What's great about this is I'm from Central PA and I now live in Alabama.  ;D Capp - please tell me your from Jersey.... PLEASE!!!  :P

I didn't know you were a Pennsyltuckian... Whereabouts are you from?
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Re: Too drunk....
« Reply #7 on: March 28, 2010, 05:17:40 AM »
I grew up in Shiremanstown, aka Camp Hill. Went to high school in Mechanicsburg. My first professional job was at the York Daily Record. Moved to Alabama in 93.

I have a lot of New Jersey jokes.  :D
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Re: Too drunk....
« Reply #8 on: March 28, 2010, 06:16:36 AM »
Go ahead, lets hear some, no offense will be taken here.

I grew up in Camden and my moms specialty dinner was Shake and Bake.....but with no meat. Thats pretty funny right? Truth is so much more funny than fiction.

At least she wasnt using road kill though.

I tell ya the truth though, I love NJ. The beach is right there, Philly, NYC, pine barrens, mountains, waterfalls. Its the most densely populated state and one of the smallest yet it is all farms. It is an enigma.

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« Reply #9 on: March 28, 2010, 03:14:47 PM »
I grew up in Shiremanstown, aka Camp Hill. Went to high school in Mechanicsburg. My first professional job was at the York Daily Record. Moved to Alabama in 93.
My mom's people are from New Enterprise/Saxton.

I have a lot of New Jersey jokes.  :D
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Re: Too drunk....
« Reply #10 on: March 28, 2010, 05:54:40 PM »
What the difference between New Jersey Girls and trash?




























Trash gets picked up.

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« Reply #11 on: March 28, 2010, 06:46:28 PM »
What the difference between New Jersey Girls and trash?

Trash gets picked up.

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YOU MIGHT BE FROM JERSEY IF...

 

* You don't understand why there aren't more 24-hour diners elsewhere in the country.

* You know what a Wawa is, and know the location of at least 15 of them.

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* You can name all the flavors of salt water taffy.

* You buy Shop-Rite brand food at Shop-Rite.

* You can smell and know when it's low tide.

* The Jets/Giants game has started fights at your school and/or local bar.

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* You've had sex on the beach, and I'm not talking about the beverage.
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Re: Too drunk....
« Reply #12 on: March 28, 2010, 08:01:54 PM »
Ha! I Love those human interest stories!  :D
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« Reply #13 on: March 28, 2010, 08:46:33 PM »
It's a, um... interesting state.  ;D
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Re: Too drunk....
« Reply #14 on: March 29, 2010, 06:01:24 AM »
Public drunkeness?  I thought someone had to be drunk and disorderly to be arrested?  Don't step outside your home if you've been drinking now?  I know you can't take a whiz outside on your own property anymore... if someone should happen to be standing in the right place with binoculars trained on you, you can be arrested for public indecensency(sp?) and you'll have to register as a sex offender.  And no, I'm not kidding... thats the law here in Michigan.   ::)